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oates
Well you know I wouldn't talk about him in those terms but he said you were a jammy sporran, whatever that is. huh?
Crackers
What
oates
He's just a little sozzled this time of day, probably meant to say some sort of compliment. It's nothing, I'm sure he'll be along to apologise sometime.
Mr Pigeon
Go feck yourselves
Crackers
no u