Forget shaving his hair, the first thing Jose should have done when he walked through the door of the new cheese room was get Winks' eye brows plucked. Maybe even threaded. Get that man a jump suit and he'd get called out as International Rescue.
2019/20 Rivals - Spurs | Bergwijn out for the remainder of the season
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Who would buy him?
Man City to replace Aguero? Real Madrid to replace Benzema?
Madrid surely.
thats what I think too
That article says Jose only has £50m to spend in the summer...
I can’t see how this will work for the special one.
I can’t see how this will work for the special one.
Would they offload Jovic then? Or Jesus? Can't see them wanting to be backup all the time.
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Oh look it's the yearly Kane is leaving article.
Sure we play better without him and he is injury prone, who'd want him?
https://www.skysports.com/football/...at-striker-even-looks-like-says-jose-mourinho
It's almost like he does it to infuriate the fans on purpose, so glad he's not our manager any more.
It's almost like he does it to infuriate the fans on purpose, so glad he's not our manager any more.
As usual with SkySports its probably better to read the story than guess what it is by the headline, I see nothing here that would infuriate any Spurs fan to be honest.
Nah I read all of it, all textbook Mourinho. Public dig on his attitude not being up to standard, no need really.
Well. That confidence worked out well. 4 fat L plates for you my friend.
Can't blame Mourinho right? The team was inconsistent before he even got there.
Sure did. Guess I was horribly, horribly wrong
Another season without a trophy. Well, unless they do the unthinkable in the CL.
Utd to replace Alexis?
Spurs right now are like the footballing equivalent of that fight scene in Saving Private Ryan where the German fights the American dude with the knife and Upham downstairs, only it's Jose Mourinho going "shhhhhh" at the end over the desperate soon-to-be corpse of Tottenham Hotspur
The Amazon documentary is going to be fecking incredible
The Amazon documentary is going to be fecking incredible
What do you think the problem is with Spurs right now?
Anyone seen Glaston?
Injuries to key players ( really our only regular goal scorers), several other key players who have declined significantly in past year (Toby and Jan), general lack of investment meaning we have decent but not great players who really should only be squad players having to play every match (Winks, Aurier, Lucas, Dier). You also have a squad who have been in decline and lacking confidence/motivation for over a year - before Jose came in the problems were there and obvious, Jose has been very unlucky with the injuries which has only compounded the problems.
The club is in crisis at the moment - I hope Jose can turn it around and to be honest he has enough experience to do it - I'd rather have somebody with his experience in the role right now than somebody else - this is why I'm still supporting him as manager and don't really blame him for what is happening. This is bigger than Jose and the problems have been there since before he came. The problem is Levy and the board in my opinion.
But when has he ever turned round a club in crisis?
Whenever things start to go wrong for him at a club things tend to just keep getting worse as he becomes more and more toxic and negative.
I understand he's your manager and you're duty bound to defend him and be optimistic but I don't know, he strikes me as a very bad option in times of crisis.
spurs would be better off with Big Sam than Jose in this situation - and I’m not joking. In the last 20 years, Jose has had success when he can take a very good team, and make it better by spending money. He doesn’t have the mentality for a rebuild.
Many Utd fans were deluded thinking Jose could turn it around when at Utd (myself included), everyone else knew he was in meltdown phase. Now we can see what everyone else can see, except spurs fans.
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Well, that's it then.
Who do they have left in attack?
Well, atleast Kane is back in training.. Anyone knows his status?
Anyhow, it dosent look good for Spurs at the moment. They look pretty toothless especially in attack.
Anyhow, it dosent look good for Spurs at the moment. They look pretty toothless especially in attack.
Watch Kane return to the XI against us on Sunday
He hardly ever performs against us, so I wouldn't be too worried tbh.Watch Kane return to the XI against us on Sunday
You almost feel sorry for them.
That's some major bad luck afflicting then at the business end of the season. Almost feel sorry for them.
How many players do they have injured?
They do have that young lad who Jose has been slagging off as not anywhere good enough.
Parrot?
Kane, Foyth, Sissoko, Davies, Son and Bergwijn. Not getting any sympathy from me anyway and I'm sure not from you the Chelsea fan with more injuries than that and playing better
Yeah, we have more injuries and you could argue that Kante is our best player (like Kane is theirs) but them having Kane & Son out at the same time is the real kicker.
Going into the season with 2 players who can play upfront (and no kids who are remotely close to being ready) was madness from them.
No different to United having Pogba and Rashford out for ages. Agree its madness the lack of goalscorers they have but they had the opportunity same as us to do an Ighalo type deal and never took it