Vardy would so obviously be a runner, quite the match to Usain Bolt
Alternative careers for footballers
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John Terry - Leader of the English Defence league.
DDG - “CBD” Shop Owner.
Romero - Dance Instructor.
Jones - Disability Assessor
Mata - Nurse
Smalling - Advert in actors, typically ones revolving around shampoos or Levi jeans.
Rojo - Mugger/occasional stabber.
Shaw - Behind Deli counter in Tesco’s.
Williams - Hairdresser.
Fred - Pastor.
James - Lead singer in boy band.
Matic - War Criminal.
Gerrard - Aquarium Owner or Ice Skater. Think about it.
DDG - “CBD” Shop Owner.
Romero - Dance Instructor.
Jones - Disability Assessor
Mata - Nurse
Smalling - Advert in actors, typically ones revolving around shampoos or Levi jeans.
Rojo - Mugger/occasional stabber.
Shaw - Behind Deli counter in Tesco’s.
Williams - Hairdresser.
Fred - Pastor.
James - Lead singer in boy band.
Matic - War Criminal.
Gerrard - Aquarium Owner or Ice Skater. Think about it.
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Benoit Assou Ekotto had an alternative career as a footballer
Wasn't he the one who said Football was not his passion and he did it for the money only? A lot may agree but to come out and say it? Absolute mad lad.
Peter Crouch - Comedian
Some good ones here,
Shaw is starting a burger joint.
Grant is doing project management
Ole is working in a kindergarden.
Dalot is a flight attendant.
Maguire looks like a cop, like many has stated already.
Fred is a fisherman.
Bailly would be a perfect water slide tester.
Ighalo would join his friends in sending emails.
Williams will start a band with De Gea.
Lindelof is a salesman.
Martial will be the guy giving and selling cheap perfume at the toilets.
Rashford will be a gym teacher.
Matic would join the serbian army.
Shaw is starting a burger joint.
Grant is doing project management
Ole is working in a kindergarden.
Dalot is a flight attendant.
Maguire looks like a cop, like many has stated already.
Fred is a fisherman.
Bailly would be a perfect water slide tester.
Ighalo would join his friends in sending emails.
Williams will start a band with De Gea.
Lindelof is a salesman.
Martial will be the guy giving and selling cheap perfume at the toilets.
Rashford will be a gym teacher.
Matic would join the serbian army.
Classy.
Maguire - Ice cream man
Dalot - Boyband singer
Luke Shaw - Boyband member that cannot sing
Phil Jones - Window cleaner
Lingard - Making shitty mixtapes for Youtube and is a part time twitch streamer. Both has less than 500 views
Smalling - Thai boxing instructor
McTom - Chemistry lab assistant
Fred - Programmer, with tidy hair
Bruno - Movie star. Plays in the next Fast & Furious
Odion - Movie star. Plays in the next Blade movie
Dalot - Boyband singer
Luke Shaw - Boyband member that cannot sing
Phil Jones - Window cleaner
Lingard - Making shitty mixtapes for Youtube and is a part time twitch streamer. Both has less than 500 views
Smalling - Thai boxing instructor
McTom - Chemistry lab assistant
Fred - Programmer, with tidy hair
Bruno - Movie star. Plays in the next Fast & Furious
Odion - Movie star. Plays in the next Blade movie
If you like classy humour, a footballforum aint your thing buddy
Mike Phelan - owner of a shorts company but his staff aren't sure what he actually does.
Ole- Dentist
Eto'o wanted to be a Lawyer
De Gea would have be an eccentric genius who creates his own patented brand of milkshakes called De Gea Shakes.
Bailly would be the successful proprietor of a liquor store chain, ultimately squandering it all and never really knowing love.
Matic would be a TV star in his own sitcom called 'Matic and Friends' (or whatever that is Serbian) where he plays a quasi-version of himself in a series of increasingly bizarre scenarios.
Daniel James would work in Paperchase and tell everybody how amazing the pens because he obliged his boss's request to up-sell more often.
Martial would be be a crab fisher, fishing for crabs all day and all night with a giant grin on his face. He'd eventually go on to become a tour guide.
Harry Maguire would a wanderer, one day accidentally stumbling into an infinite void outside of space-time. He'd go on to emerge 54 years later but nobody would believe his story.
Rashford wouldn't exist. He was bred in a secret underground lab to play for United
Bailly would be the successful proprietor of a liquor store chain, ultimately squandering it all and never really knowing love.
Matic would be a TV star in his own sitcom called 'Matic and Friends' (or whatever that is Serbian) where he plays a quasi-version of himself in a series of increasingly bizarre scenarios.
Daniel James would work in Paperchase and tell everybody how amazing the pens because he obliged his boss's request to up-sell more often.
Martial would be be a crab fisher, fishing for crabs all day and all night with a giant grin on his face. He'd eventually go on to become a tour guide.
Harry Maguire would a wanderer, one day accidentally stumbling into an infinite void outside of space-time. He'd go on to emerge 54 years later but nobody would believe his story.
Rashford wouldn't exist. He was bred in a secret underground lab to play for United
Gareth Bale- Stunt double for caesar in the planet of the apes series.
Phil Jones- Sad Clown
Bonucci and Chiellini- Made Men
Anderson- Dietician
Zlatan- Lion
Ramos- Matador (because he loves red)
Alexis (with mustache)- 80s porn star
Alexis (without mustache)- dog walker
Not a footballer, but Mino Raiola would be a high end pimp. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. In fact he may already be one
Phil Jones- Sad Clown
Bonucci and Chiellini- Made Men
Anderson- Dietician
Zlatan- Lion
Ramos- Matador (because he loves red)
Alexis (with mustache)- 80s porn star
Alexis (without mustache)- dog walker
Not a footballer, but Mino Raiola would be a high end pimp. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. In fact he may already be one
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