Alternative MUFC Commentary

That was the best one by far, hysterical throughout. Love the lion king bit and the Irish cnut saying you shit houses
 
The phrase 'the manchester match day reds' said in a satnav voice makes me chuckle every single time.
 
Hakuna Matata and Boom Boom Boom will never be the same songs again.
We have Cunha, and we used to have Mata. There is a fantasy football ball team name there somewhere.

Just imagine if we ever bought Mateta
 
Loved the Liverpool bashing…but completely lost it with the close up picture of a steaming pile of shit when Dalot was taking a throw
 
I enjoy these as I think they’re funny, but I can understand why people would not like them.

The Fester watch along, or any watch along (like Goldbridge) is something I don’t get. What is the appeal of having a stranger moan and groan while you’re watching the match?
 
I enjoy these as I think they’re funny, but I can understand why people would not like them.

The Fester watch along, or any watch along (like Goldbridge) is something I don’t get. What is the appeal of having a stranger moan and groan while you’re watching the match?
My assumption is that a lot of the people watching along live do it, because they don't have the option of watching a live-stream of the game for whatever reason.
 
I enjoy these as I think they’re funny, but I can understand why people would not like them.

The Fester watch along, or any watch along (like Goldbridge) is something I don’t get. What is the appeal of having a stranger moan and groan while you’re watching the match?

I think they’re tired and played out. Particularly find the Shaw stuff a bit dull at this point
 
If you’ve got an internet connection to watch that melon, you’ve got an internet connection to find a link to the games
A surprising amount of people don't know how to type "football streams" into their search engine and close a few pop-up ads.
 
If you’ve got an internet connection to watch that melon, you’ve got an internet connection to find a link to the games
I'll watch weekend games, but being in a different timezone, weeknight matches are on during work hours. I won't use a dodgy stream on my work internet, so I'll listen to a watch along in the background (like the Stretford paddock) to keep live tabs on the game.
 
I'll watch weekend games, but being in a different timezone, weeknight matches are on during work hours. I won't use a dodgy stream on my work internet, so I'll listen to a watch along in the background (like the Stretford paddock) to keep live tabs on the game.
Why don’t you just watch it on your phone and not connect to the internet!

I also find it strange that you think your bosses are happy for you to watch a watchalong whilst in work but a dodgy stream will get you in trouble.
 
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I'll watch weekend games, but being in a different timezone, weeknight matches are on during work hours. I won't use a dodgy stream on my work internet, so I'll listen to a watch along in the background (like the Stretford paddock) to keep live tabs on the game.
My idea of hell is listening to a watch along .
 
Why don’t you just watch it on your phone and not connect to the internet!

I also find it strange that you think your bosses are happy for you to watch a watchalong whilst in work but a dodgy stream will get up on trouble.
I need to be visually focused on other screens to get my work done so I'm listening in with my phone screen off rather than watching. There's a legal difference between streaming/watching YouTube and an illegal stream too.

You raise a good point about not connecting to work internet and just using my phone data but I'm not on a phone plan with enough mobile data per month to let me stream a match as a video stream, so I just listen in via a watch along through work wifi.

Not ideal, I know, but it's the best I compromise I have between getting work done, following the law, and not living outside my means with mobile data usage.