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2024-25 Performances


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5.4 Season Average Rating
Appearances
50
Clean sheets
11
Goals
0
Assists
0
Yellow cards
1
Fair play to him for getting a glove on the ball in that penalty shout.

Absolute lunacy to go for it in the first place, of course...
 
Fair play to him for getting a glove on the ball in that penalty shout.

Absolute lunacy to go for it in the first place, of course...
Honestly I just assumed he’d brought him down cause it took him all day to get to it.
 
His distribution, it’s not great is it? It was supposed to be his stand out quality. He’s composed on the ball, but his actual passing is often mis placed, putting his team mates in sticky situations; the passes are slow. His long range passing almost rivals DDG for how bad they sre. His distribution with throws isn’t good either, and he takes forever to make up his mind.
 
His distribution, it’s not great is it? It was supposed to be his stand out quality. He’s composed on the ball, but his actual passing is often mis placed, putting his team mates in sticky situations; the passes are slow. His long range passing almost rivals DDG for how bad they sre. His distribution with throws isn’t good either, and he takes forever to make up his mind.
He’s just terrible all round, it’s as simple as that really.
 
That fecking dismal parry to Madueke or whoever it was in the first half that was offside. What on earth is he thinking, he's just the gift that keeps on giving for the opposition. Push it over the bar if there is any doubt, or wide... He just scoops it right back into the danger area for a 100% simple save. Can't stand him. Worst number 1 keeper ive seen at united in my 38 years.
 
Did anyone notice for the Eke chance he had already dived to his left in anticipation? Very often he moves on anticipation rather than reaction. And when I say anticipation, it's almost wishful thinking types.
 
I've not been on the Onana pile on but that one yesterday where he got to the ball early and still managed to flap it straight out at the Chelsea player in front of him rather than round the post had me fuming. He was so lucky the guy was offside, just dreadful keeping.
 
He dives at easy top corner shots very slowly to try to make the saves looks better than they actually are.

I didn't think he was this bad to play for teams like Ajax & Inter.

I also don't think I've seen a worse penalty goalkeeper than Onana. Saving penalties does have an element of luck but he just makes a guess before the shot is taken and dives at that without even trying to read the players run up or shot.

1. ST
2. GK
3. CAM
4. CM

Taking another season of Onana can cost us 15 points a season. For a team that only has 40, that's quite a lot.
 
GK should be number one
We have no viable option at striker and that's the position that improve the entire team immensely if we invest in the right player. So many of our moves breakdown as Rasmus can't hold the ball up.
I'd say keeper is the 3rd position we need to buy in and striker is by far the number 1.
 
This keeper costs us 15 pts a season so I think we should begin there but I agree the Hojlund experiment has run it's course.
 
I just hope on Wednesday when he makes his inevitable embarrassing feck up it doesn't cost us the match.

Hopefully it's like last years cup final where he fecked up and cost us a goal but luckily we were already 2 goals ahead and it didn't matter in the end.
 
If this Donkey is in the goals next year its more pain.

There is no point in us replacing the goalkeeper before we've sorted out the rest of the squad or the systen we are playing, any goalkeeper we sign at this point will struggle in Amorims system behind our current players
 
There is no point in us replacing the goalkeeper before we've sorted out the rest of the squad or the systen we are playing, any goalkeeper we sign at this point will struggle in Amorims system behind our current players
He's one of the first that needs replacing, definitely top three in terms of priority. He's rubbish.
 
He's one of the first that needs replacing, definitely top three in terms of priority. He's rubbish.

Goalkeeper definitely shouldnt be a priority this summer if we are keeping Amorim, we only have a limited budget should be prioritising a RB, CB, DM, 10, and 9 this summer.
 
Goalkeeper definitely shouldnt be a priority this summer if we are keeping Amorim, we only have a limited budget should be prioritising a RB, CB, DM, 10, and 9 this summer.
Disagree strongly. 9 and 10 arguably more important but we need a new keeper more urgently than either of the other two positions.
 
Goalkeeper definitely shouldnt be a priority this summer if we are keeping Amorim, we only have a limited budget should be prioritising a RB, CB, DM, 10, and 9 this summer.
Scouring the free transfer and last year of contract markets for a keeper can land us a decidedly more secure keeper than Onana. Even if we don't go out and spend big money, he can be replaced with a safer pair of hands.

No way should this guy be coming back as #1 next season if he hasn't been moved on.
 
I used to be in the "goalkeeper is not an immediate priority" camp but I now think a new gk is the number 2 priority behind a new striker.

This guy. We play well, he costs us goals. We play shit, he costs us goals. We're 2 up and cruising, he'll chuck one in to bring the other team into the game. We're 2-1 down but still have a chance to draw, he'll gift them a 3rd and kill the game. I honestly can't take another season of it.
 
Goalkeeper definitely shouldnt be a priority this summer if we are keeping Amorim, we only have a limited budget should be prioritising a RB, CB, DM, 10, and 9 this summer.

Well then that's one of the best reasons I've heard to get rid of Amorim. This guy costs goals and destabilizes the defense. He needs to be replaced asap.
 
Scouring the free transfer and last year of contract markets for a keeper can land us a decidedly more secure keeper than Onana. Even if we don't go out and spend big money, he can be replaced with a safer pair of hands.

No way should this guy be coming back as #1 next season if he hasn't been moved on.

Signing a new goalkeeper before we've sorted the defence and midfield is utterly pointless as any goalkeeper will struggle in Ruben's system with our current players
 
Signing a new goalkeeper before we've sorted the defence and midfield is utterly pointless as any goalkeeper will struggle in Ruben's system with our current players
Most keepers don't make a habit of parrying balls into dangerous areas or routinely performing calamitous actions that put their own team in jeopardy. That's on Onana.
 
Just dont concede a howler tomorrow, and don't be parrying a shot in the danger zone. It's not too much to ask.
 
Try Heaton tomorow. Onana and Bayindir have proved not to be good enough.

Why Tom Heaton never gets a chance?
 
I’m not a fan of Amorim’s tactics so far but blaming him for Onana’s failings really takes the biscuit.
 
How many times have you seen him parry the ball with one hand? he uses both most of the time, that's why when he's required to do a full stretch, his full stretch isn't really full stretch. Everyone knows you can do it better with one hand reaching for the ball than both.
 
Really worried he's going to cost us when it matters in Europe again, he should have been done when he torpedoed last seasons champions league participation.

A new keeper should be joint top priority alongside a striker this summer. It's obvious that the defence don't trust him to do the job (in the same way our attackers have lost trust in Rasmus). You can see this lack of confidence impacting how we play at both ends of the pitch. Both signings are failures that are probably beyond redemption here.Best that they rebuild their careers elsewhere.
 
I used to be in the "goalkeeper is not an immediate priority" camp but I now think a new gk is the number 2 priority behind a new striker.

This guy. We play well, he costs us goals. We play shit, he costs us goals. We're 2 up and cruising, he'll chuck one in to bring the other team into the game. We're 2-1 down but still have a chance to draw, he'll gift them a 3rd and kill the game. I honestly can't take another season of it.
This made me :lol: but then :o