Florida Man
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Anyone know any Trabzonspor fans who could enlighten us to how he did for them?
Onana is 29 years old. For a goalkeeper that's the equivalent of a player being 25 years old. He's got 2 years left in his contract on a rumored 120k a week. The guy is not injury prone so this is not a desperate attempt to stick to his last pay cheque and while not being United quality he did show he's capable to play at very high standards at Ajax and Inter respectively.A players career is short…then it would be for the money. Agree.
Doesn’t mean I want him to stay though. But it’s not his fault our top bosses bought him for silly money and big wages.
I see people debate our worst signing ever, and it’s always Sancho or Sanchez, but I will die on the hill of it being Onana.I'd take it a step further and say he's possibly the most incompetent player I have ever seen at United in a similar time scale. Not sure we've ever had anyone worse at his job to the point where you'd be forgiven for thinking its match fixing.
He will never play for us again
The strange thing is that he spent the first 18 months here slowly improving. Obviously he was atrocious for the first few months, then he was mostly ok for the remainder of his first season (he did still make some mistakes, but no more than most keepers). After that, and what people tend to forget, he was outright good up until December in his second season. Plenty of talk about him being the best performing keeper in the league up until that point, and statistically had prevented more goals than any other keeper in the top five European leagues (the same stat that has Lammens currently the best in the PL).
Then he made one bad mistake against Forest and instantly went to absolute pieces for the remainder of that game and for the remainder of his time here. I don't think I've ever seen one mistake split such wildly different runs of form in all my time of watching football.
Good luck with that...
That someone has a measured view on something? It's surprising these days, but yeah it happens.This has to be ragebait
No chance of the fecker catching a flight here

At least as Right Back he would do less damage.Ha! Good luck with that, pal. Wouldn’t even want him as number two.
Information warfare.Every few months these stories come out about Onana wanting a return. It's nothing more than click bait and it works. He has no place at the club and he knows it.
No chance of the fecker catching a flight here

Forget fighting for his spot. I don’t even want him near the squad. No one can convince me a good amount of his “errors” are not down to match fixing.
I think it’ll hit the PSR bottom end so selling him for a little more than what’s left on his contract you be a positive for the club. If we can’t physically sell him then I would agree with termination, he gives United fans chest pains. I still get nervous any time a cross or shot happens with ptsd from that fecker.We should just terminate his contract.
It's really not. Here's a link to the page against Everton at the beginning of December 2024, his last truly good game.This has to be ragebait
Perhaps he could try being a bit more realistic by saying that he recognizes it's going to be a tough fight for his place seeing as Lammens is doing so well.What do you guys expect him to say? He probably knows his fight for a spot will be over as soon as he speaks to the then manager, but he can hardly say he's not interested in representing his employer anymore...
Rupeeshow much can we seriously ask for him with his wages, 10m?
There'll be some Saudi clubs that'll pay more. Issue will be Onana thinks of himself as capable of being the primary goalkeeper for a top tier club thanks to his Inter stint, so will refuse such offers. The likely scenario is, we'll end up loaning him to some Italian club for a couple of years before releasing him for a free. If we manage to get a fee for him, that's top notch work by the transfer team.how much can we seriously ask for him with his wages, 10m?
No there’s not.There'll be some Saudi clubs that'll pay more. Issue will be Onana thinks of himself as capable of being the primary goalkeeper for a top tier club thanks to his Inter stint, so will refuse such offers. The likely scenario is, we'll end up loaning him to some Italian club for a couple of years before releasing him for a free. If we manage to get a fee for him, that's top notch work by the transfer team.