Ashley Young signs for Inter Milan | Contrary to common belief, does have hair

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Why do people even care about players's hair or lack of it ? Not like it helps with the football
Researches by the Einsteins of Football (2010-2019) found that having a certain hairstyle brought out the best of footballers. Studies (2018a, 2018b) found that there is good correlations between their performances and hairstyle. However, soccer scientists (2016) stressed that it is highly dependence on the chosen style for each footballers.

Case Studies:
1. CR's spaghetti hair early on when younger is consistent with his immature decision makings when playing, compare to more smarter looking hairstyles later on that led to his quick growth into top WC player.
2. Pogba's hairs, regarded as best midfielder no doubt with his peak Mohawk at Juve, then long years of inconsistency with his constant changing hairstyles at United.
3. Ronaldo 9's 2002 WC hair leading to Brazil winning it.
4. Neymar's still showing immaturity on and off the pitch.
5. Rooney's hair transplant to recapture back his mojo in early days.
 

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Researches by the Einsteins of Football (2010-2019) found that having a certain hairstyle brought out the best of footballers. Studies (2018a, 2018b) found that there is good correlations between their performances and hairstyle. However, soccer scientists (2016) stressed that it is highly dependence on the chosen style for each footballers.

Case Studies:
1. CR's spaghetti hair early on when younger is consistent with his immature decision makings when playing, compare to more smarter looking hairstyles later on that led to his quick growth into top WC player.
2. Pogba's hairs, regarded as best midfielder no doubt with his peak Mohawk at Juve, then long years of inconsistency with his constant changing hairstyles at United.
3. Ronaldo 9's 2002 WC hair leading to Brazil winning it.
4. Neymar's still showing immaturity on and off the pitch.
5. Rooney's hair transplant to recapture back his mojo in early days.
Well, when 2020 started Ronaldo was in killer form with the new hair... yeah, I can see a point in it...
 

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Bald or not I ll never forgive him for his daft pass straight to Messi after hesitating for ages. My good memories are outweighed by times when we all knew he should just give it up. I remember Leicester relentlessly bullying him when he played at right back and just literally played down that side for an entire match because he was the weak link. ...and we didn’t do anything. He outstayed his welcome. Respect for his career but we got lucky getting rid. Quite smooth ironically because it has paved the way for wan bisakka, shaw and Williams - all of which are far better and actually skilled / trained to be full backs
Never have been a fan of converting ailing wingers to full back.... Anyway still respect a good career and I wish him the best with Inter.
 

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Honestly Serie A has the biggest gulf between top4 teams and the rest. These Brescias, Genoas and what nots are truly horrendous