Aurelien Tchouameni | signs new contract til 2031, to be official after the World Cup

Tchouameni certainly the better player now, but something in me still wants Baleba above all. Higher ceiling and all that, perhaps. His speed across the ground, with and without the ball makes him my preferred choice, even over Tchouameni (who I would of course be very happy with).

Not convinced enough by Baleba's passing technique to suggest he has a higher ceiling.

But should be possible for United to sign Tchouameni + Baleba as back-up 6 + Mateus Fernandes/Kees Smit this summer.
 
Not convinced enough by Baleba's passing technique to suggest he has a higher ceiling.

But should be possible for United to sign Tchouameni + Baleba as back-up 6 + Mateus Fernandes/Kees Smit this summer.
Would we not need to sign someone who has that passing ability like a Scott or Stiller to partner the first two
 
Does anyone remember who Roy Keane punched in the stomach in front of Fergie, in the Utd dressing room. Was it Gabriel Heinze?

He then apparently went in really hard on Keane in training the next day. Keane turned around to him and said "what happens in the dressing room, staying in the dressing room", what happens on the training ground, stays on training ground" and walked off.
I think Keane punched him in the face after a match and that was sometime after Heinze kicked him in training, separate incidents. Keane head butting Schmeichel was another incident at some preseason night out.

Neither of them good situations but they got on with it. It does feel a bit surprising nowadays. I’d be surprised if one of them doesn’t move on in the summer.
 
Would we not need to sign someone who has that passing ability like a Scott or Stiller to partner the first two
I don’t think Scott is any better a passer than Mateus Fernandes.
 
Does anyone remember who Roy Keane punched in the stomach in front of Fergie, in the Utd dressing room. Was it Gabriel Heinze?

He then apparently went in really hard on Keane in training the next day. Keane turned around to him and said "what happens in the dressing room, staying in the dressing room", what happens on the training ground, stays on training ground" and walked off.

I thought he told Keane to "feck off" and Keane turned and KO'd him.
 
I don’t think Scott is any better a passer than Mateus Fernandes.
Who do you think does give us that passing ability, probably first name that comes to mind is Wharton but the price will be a problem that's for certain.
 
I’d 100% take him but the first thing I’d be floating/ asking Madrid/ his agent is if Valverde is available
 
Would we not need to sign someone who has that passing ability like a Scott or Stiller to partner the first two

United would surely be buying Tchouameni to be the first-choice CM next to Mainoo... his passing is far from shabby as well; it's probably pretty similar to Casemiro's.

Baleba would be back-up to Tchouameni, and Fernandes or Smit would be back-up to Mainoo.

Scott's passing is probably his biggest draw-back btw - he still has a fairly limited passing range; he is not an Anderson, Wharton or Stiller on the ball. Scott and Baleba are actually fairly similar players in being quite prone to dribble, and less prone to long balls and spreading play.

Fernandes and Smit are both players who are quite creative with their passing, but (if West Ham go down) won't break the bank and as such should be in budget as 3rd CM signings/Mainoo back-ups.

PS a dedicated 6/DM with excellent passing range currently does not exist (aside from say Rodri and Locatelli), as I've mentioned on many occasions here.
 
United would surely be buying Tchouameni to be the first-choice CM next to Mainoo... his passing is far from shabby as well; it's probably pretty similar to Casemiro's.

Baleba would be back-up to Tchouameni, and Fernandes or Smit would be back-up to Mainoo.

Scott's passing is probably his biggest draw-back btw - he still has a fairly limited passing range; he is not an Anderson, Wharton or Stiller on the ball. Scott and Baleba are actually fairly similar players in being quite prone to dribble, and less prone to long balls and spreading play.

Fernandes and Smit are both players who are quite creative with their passing, but (if West Ham go down) won't break the bank and as such should be in budget as 3rd CM signings/Mainoo back-ups.
Didn't realise Fernandes had creative passing ability
 
Not convinced enough by Baleba's passing technique to suggest he has a higher ceiling.

But should be possible for United to sign Tchouameni + Baleba as back-up 6 + Mateus Fernandes/Kees Smit this summer.

I think his passing ability is okay, conflated with the fact that Tchouameni’s passing is not Pirlo-like either.

The thing with Baleba is that I think he doesn’t read as well as he looks when he’s on it. What he’s good at, he is freakishly good at, which is why I think he can have a huge impact on matches, but people understandably want to see players score 8+ across the board. In the extreme, I can compare to Haaland, who is good at fewer things than Alvarez - but was the clear superior player due to the extremity of what he was good at. Baleba is an exceptional ball winner and carrier to a level where even top teams struggle to live with it. And as for the rest - he can pass and has good feet too, some of which needs refining. That’s the point when you buy a young player.

I think a lot of people are losing the ability or at least the will to speculate on players these days. If you watch Baleba when he’s on it, it’s not a hard sell at all. He’s shown he can dominate the best PL midfields since 20-odd years old.
 
United would surely be buying Tchouameni to be the first-choice CM next to Mainoo... his passing is far from shabby as well; it's probably pretty similar to Casemiro's.

Baleba would be back-up to Tchouameni, and Fernandes or Smit would be back-up to Mainoo.

Scott's passing is probably his biggest draw-back btw - he still has a fairly limited passing range; he is not an Anderson, Wharton or Stiller on the ball. Scott and Baleba are actually fairly similar players in being quite prone to dribble, and less prone to long balls and spreading play.

Fernandes and Smit are both players who are quite creative with their passing, but (if West Ham go down) won't break the bank and as such should be in budget as 3rd CM signings/Mainoo back-ups.

PS a dedicated 6/DM with excellent passing range currently does not exist (aside from say Rodri and Locatelli), as I've mentioned on many occasions here.
Stiller looks gettable pricewise compared to Anderson/Wharton so hope we are considering move
 
Antagonise him tchouameni times and that's what happens.

It's clearly a misunderstanding.

Valverde has been walking around the training ground saying "Too many leaks, too many leaks, too many leaks... too many leaks" all day
 
It's clearly a misunderstanding.

Valverde has been walking around the training ground saying "Too many leaks, too many leaks, too many leaks... too many leaks" all day
He won't like our roof then
 
Tchouameni certainly the better player now, but something in me still wants Baleba above all. Higher ceiling and all that, perhaps. His speed across the ground, with and without the ball makes him my preferred choice, even over Tchouameni (who I would of course be very happy with).
Yeah that's just wrong.
 
Stiller looks gettable pricewise compared to Anderson/Wharton so hope we are considering move

He is slow and weak. Basically the German Wharton. I wouldn't want him partnering Mainoo and I can't see him really thrive in the PL. He'd shrink like Wirtz.

Didn't realise Fernandes had creative passing ability

He's not Anderson or Bruno yet, but he has already demonstrated a very good passing range and long-ball accuracy, and is above average for PL midfielders for value from passing.

Considering he's still only 21 and his passing stats are already ahead of e.g. Garner and arguably Tonali, it's clearly a good attribute and something which he could truly excel at as with time.

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This signing felt very unlikely as City letting Rodri go and Madrid replacing Tchouameni with a 30 year old post ACL player.. I just didn't see it all falling into place.

However today makes it feel much more likely.
 
He is slow and weak. Basically the German Wharton. I wouldn't want him partnering Mainoo and I can't see him really thrive in the PL. He'd shrink like Wirtz.



He's obviously not Anderson or Bruno yet, but he has already demonstrated a very good passing range and is above average for PL midfielders for value from passing.

Considering he's still only 21 and his passing stats are already ahead of e.g. Garner and arguably Tonali, it's clearly a good attribute and something which he could truly excel at as with time.

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Yeah have heard people say they think he would struggle to cope with this league. Wharton could work with a Tchouameni/Fernandes partnering him looking at this.
 
I don’t think Scott is any better a passer than Mateus Fernandes.
I take them both with Tchouameni, for me this would be a perfect window?

Tchouameni rumoured to be a Man United and Carrick fan, add Mateus Fernandes and Alex Scott and get all three for £150m that’s fantastic Business and far better than just buying Baleba and Anderson or Tonali for £185- 200m!!

Two PL Proven and One of the best DM’s in Worjd football.
 
Yeah have heard people say they think he would struggle to cope with this league. Wharton could work with a Tchouameni/Fernandes partnering him looking at this.

As the chart suggests, Wharton's passing is high reward, but also high risk - he gives the ball away a lot, hence why his 'fields gained per incompletion' is below average.

Tchouameni would give some defensive stability that could almost accommodate a Wharton, but I still think Wharton's lack of pace and defensive ability is too great to be worth it at United (again, same as Stiller). I'm not convinced his passing is worth it for the zero he gives off the ball. Old Trafford is a bigger pitch than Selhurst Park, and I think he'd get exposed. He really is incredibly slow; he makes Mainoo look explosive.