Afonso Alves was a huge flop for Boro but I remember him scoring two of his only goals against us
Average players that had the game of their lives vs Man Utd then disappeared back into obscurity
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It feels like Iheanacho has scored against us 6 or 7 times.
Every keeper of every relegation battling team.
I think he's just a try harder. Nothing against us I think.
My pick is Morten Gamst Pedersen.
For a while it felt like he always scored a freekick against us in famous wins for Blackburn. Turned to shit in the weeks between games against us as usual.
Who was that player who scored the winner v you for Sheffield United a few years back, was a CB who's barely played since. Think he goes out with corrie actress.
Kevin De Bruno
Sergio Augustine
Sergio Augustine
Does the whole team of Bolton count?
Has that keeper from Omonia Nicosia been mentioned. Played a blinder against us. Turned out he's a huge United fan.
Dennis Bailey if any of you can remember him.
Lee Grant had a ridiculous game against us once only to never be seen again
Dirk Kuyt came up with one of the best hattricks ever against us.
Jussi Jaaskelainen
Jon stead
Jelavic in that 4-4
Demarai Gray feels unplayable everytime we're up against Everton.
Malcolm Christie is a good one
Man, those celebrations annoyed me
Man, those celebrations annoyed me
Dele Alli 
Do some of you not even bother to read thread titles before posting?
I mean he didn’t disappear ’back’ into obscurity, but he pretty swiftly moved into obscurity after his move to Chelsea.
He played in the PL and against Man United for 8 years and had great games against us and was still exceptional for a few years. Yeah he wasn't that good at Chelsea, but he still won the FA Cup, Europa League and Champions League, scoring in the semi final vs Barca.
In no way does he come remotely close to the criteria of this thread.
Paulo Wanchope.
Gawd, those lanky long legs leaving he whole team in his wake!
Andrea Dossena scored in 2009 for the Scouser's against us - who the feck remembers him
Shaun Goater for City - did bugger all else including when he played for us!
Shaun Goater for City - did bugger all else including when he played for us!
He didn’t, he never existed after he left Liverpool.
Didn't david Bentley score 3 vs US before?
he did
That Middlesbrough striker that hadn't scored until he bagged a hattrick or something against us in one of the cups. Would have been 2004/5 season.
Some may look at Torres ripping Nemanja a second one and then be at Chelsea later and could not hit the back of the net if his life depended on it and some may just take the piss.
I always felt we'd never score when Brad Friedel was in goal against us, the cnut had the gall to play into his mid 40's too.
And I think tuncay too. Tuncay decent enough player before premiership but underwhelming when he arrived except the united game
Nick Powell
Crewe Alexander
Crewe Alexander
You mean of Man United as well!
We needed to score early on against him then we were ok and would score four or five but if he made a couple early saves he was pretty much Superman the rest of the game
We can add Cackpoo and Nyoonez to this list too. Last week the cnuts looked like world beaters.
Dennis Bailey, QPR. I remember as a kid, my mum and dad taking us to the pub on New Year's Day, as was the tradition. QPR United was on the telly, and it ruined my day!
I always remember Shaun Goater having a blinder against us, embarrassed Neville on a few occasions did he not?
Gavin Bazunu