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Wibble

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Newbies.... honestly.

Ban them all, ban their families as well, and their families' families. It's a Utd forum ffs.
I woke to a message from my son saying,

ffs liverpool won the league

I thought Liverpool fans were unbearable when they were shit, ohh boy was I wrong
And when I told him we had banned 500 scousers he :lol: and said "good".

All those years of indoctrination didn't go to waste.
 

brian017

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Undeserved and harsh my backside. It’s a private online forum. Nobody has a right, or deserves, to be here.

Screw them I say. I’m sure they’ll live
 

DomesticTadpole

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RAWK has responded in typical fashion:

'EXODUS: An Open Letter to our persecuted brethren in Exile ~

The Lord Mod said, “I have surely seen the affliction of my people who are abandoned in Redcafe and have heard their cry. I know their sufferings, and I have come down to deliver them out of the six-fingered hands of the manky Mancs, and to bring the blesséd scousers to a land flowing with milk, honey and frankly stupid historical analogies; yea, to the holy Land of RAWK."

"Behold," cried the People of the Net Spend, "We are saved! And not by VAR, for a change! RAWK's bound to be better now that all their feckin' Rafa worship has ended!"

But then the angered Lord Mod smited the outcast scousers, and the iron gates of registration closed with a clanging chime of doom...'
:lol::lol:
 

Andycoleno9

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Fair enough, I just don't like the idea of blanket bans. Rather, it should be done on a case by case basis. By all means ban the trolls, but we should accept constructive conversation, even when we don't like it. I'm an old school Salford socialist: give everyone a chance until proved wrong by idiocy :D
This is not time and place for talking about human rights. In this thread we burn liberals. ;) :devil:
 

spiriticon

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This thread is exactly what i need in my veins atm. I just want to set fire to the internet today. Unbearable.
 

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I like how things are done on Redcafe, definitely much more than Reddit where you see this behaviour.
Reddit is so cringy for stuff like this. Try hards who want to look respectable and humble, so much so that they forget about the rivalry itself.
 

Flexdegea

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Ban everyone of them.


Even the semi sensible ones have been smug this last year, ban them all
 
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No, a United fan since birth.

But listing Liverpool fans to ban because their team won the League is a level of petty you’ll often find ridiculed in the RAWK thread.
How do you know that.... you spend a lot of time there? He's another one!!

They weren't banned for winning the league.. that was just a cut off point. They were banned for being mind blowingly tw@ttish with their comments
 

Lord Megadrive

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Fair enough, I just don't like the idea of blanket bans. Rather, it should be done on a case by case basis. By all means ban the trolls, but we should accept constructive conversation, even when we don't like it. I'm an old school Salford socialist: give everyone a chance until proved wrong by idiocy :D
They support the dippers..
 

Buchan

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Blimey. Was the media this nauseating when we won titles? I certainly don't remember a full page of fluff articles about us back then.

You already know the answer to that, pal.

feck it, their inevitable implosion next year (or the year after - either way it’s coming as Klopp is incapable of a re-building job and their team is all 28+ next season) will be all the sweeter.

fecking gargoyles.
 

Tom Van Persie

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Fecking state of them, social distancing my arse!! Half the Sky studio will be travelling up there to join them course they won’t say anything about it.
Imagine the media's response if that was any other fanbase but because it's Liverpool...
 

Buchan

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I’m trying not to get too carried away but imagine how sweet it would be if we snatched it back off them next season. It’s not beyond the realms of possibility. They are not to be feared one bit and we often shut them down relatively easily. Hopefully the other teams in the league put a shift in against them and not roll over every time.

Their ageing team will need to be replaced very soon and they reportedly haven’t any money to spend (deemed ~£45m too expensive for Werner, for example). Plus you can factor in Klopp’s atrocious record at re-building teams and how his sides deteriorate rapidly after 5/6 seasons. All bodes well in the future for us and others who are not far away at all.
 

AFC NimbleThumb

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Blimey. Was the media this nauseating when we won titles? I certainly don't remember a full page of fluff articles about us back then.

United would win a title & we’d have to read fluff pieces about how Arsenal were still the best footballing side. The way ‘pool have been discussed in the past 2 years by media stalwarts really does put the ABU agenda beyond a doubt for me; Gary Neville fawns over ‘pool; when once did Souness/Thompson et al. do the same?
 

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United would win a title & we’d have to read fluff pieces about how Arsenal were still the best footballing side. The way ‘pool have been discussed in the past 2 years by media stalwarts really does put the ABU agenda beyond a doubt for me; Gary Neville fawns over ‘pool; when once did Souness/Thompson et al. do the same?
Souness can be pretty fair at times. Thompson however is the biggest cnut of the lot of them. An absolute toss cannon of the highest standard.
 

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This has been great fun to read. Fantastic forum that even rivals want to be a part of.
 

Mick1

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Trump puts wall up and bans Mexicans - Red Cafe > Fecking racist and discrimination against fellow man.

Niall bans Scousers - Red Cafe > Love it ban the twats from entering :nono:
Supporting Liverpool is a personal choice, unlike race, place of residence or even religion.
It s kind of like being a flat earther: just as dumb, just as much into conspiracies and just as likely to not have a job. People see you as subhuman in terms of intelligence levels and value to society.
That s not racism, that s being a good judge of character
 

Mick1

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Fair enough, I just don't like the idea of blanket bans. Rather, it should be done on a case by case basis. By all means ban the trolls, but we should accept constructive conversation, even when we don't like it. I'm an old school Salford socialist: give everyone a chance until proved wrong by idiocy :D
Supporting Liverpool is one of the most reliable ways to prove you re an idiot, so I don't see your point
 

Vidyoyo

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Blimey. Was the media this nauseating when we won titles? I certainly don't remember a full page of fluff articles about us back then.

It's awful. They flooded the page the minute they'd won it (I posted the pic last night)

Radio 5 was similarly unbearable this morning and I had to turn it off after five minutes. You'd think Lord Klopp was the saviour of all mankind the way they're going on about it.
 

Phil

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Did the mad lads actually ban every single Scouser on here? Permanently?
 

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Tempted just to leave MUTV on all day for obvious reasons but I’m scared Micah Richards or Jermaine Jenas will rock up on there as they seem to be on every other channel that’s shows football