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I'm a couple of episodes into this, and so far the book does not disappoint. It's basically just seems to be a novelization of every right-wing, racist talking point.

My favorite bit so far is when a good, decent police officer ends up shooting an 8 year old black kid with 'dead eyes', who appears to have a gun and threatens to 'pop a cap' in him. It turns out that it was a toy gun, but of course it was all a set up by an evil black reverend (basically Al Sharpton), to force an anti-police, anti-gun and anti-white media narrative. And no, none of that is a joke.
You have submerged yourself in to his sex dream. While you are there, is anybody sniffing their sister's underwear?
 

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I still would with Gina Carano.

Am I an anti-semite?

Also why is Shapiro (a Jewish man) helping her? People are weird.
 

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He’s a proper weird little cnut

Like every other right winger under 50 then.


"with the permission of my wife" jesus this guy is married? this should give hope to all the losers out there
How did you not know this? He mentions his wife more than Borat.
 

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Would what?
It's that classic Caf' thing where people can't talk about women without considering whether they'd have sex with them as well. It would be fun to see it happening in the football forum too.

I suppose most posts would be "I wouldn't" but then you have someone like Mata who's a bit cute, definitely nice and a manageable size as well so you never know.
 

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It's that classic Caf' thing where people can't talk about women without considering whether they'd have sex with them as well. It would be fun to see it happening in the football forum too.

I suppose most posts would be "I wouldn't" but then you have someone like Mata who's a bit cute, definitely nice and a manageable size as well so you never know.
:lol:

We should definitely have a most shaggable footballers thread. Karius, Loftus-Cheek and Calvert-Lewin are all absolutely gorgeous. :drool:
 

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It's that classic Caf' thing where people can't talk about women without considering whether they'd have sex with them as well. It would be fun to see it happening in the football forum too.

I suppose most posts would be "I wouldn't" but then you have someone like Mata who's a bit cute, definitely nice and a manageable size as well so you never know.
It’s to my regret that I must inform you that the Caf has already done that. Some Caftards actually took a deep dive into gay porn site when Shaw signed for us because he has a big bum.
 

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It’s to my regret that I must inform you that the Caf has already done that. Some Caftards actually took a deep dive into gay porn site when Shaw signed for us because he has a big bum.
Oh I remember that. I specifically remember someone posting something like "Dear God, men are dogs" in response to the comments on that particular forum.
 

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Who's the hottest player united have ever sold?

Who makes your all time DILF back four?
Dishy Daley Blind is probably the one who stands out from recent seasons. Not too keen now he’s losing his hair though. Beckham is too obvious, surey?

If we’re talking actual back fours that play together, Panucci - Nesta - Cannavaro - Maldini is pretty solid.


It’s to my regret that I must inform you that the Caf has already done that. Some Caftards actually took a deep dive into gay porn site when Shaw signed for us because he has a big bum.
:lol:

There’s no denying the boy is thicc but he looks pretty gormless to me, at least on the field. It’s also kind of creepy because he was basically a child then.
 

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I can't listen to him for more than 10 seconds. That helium voice and machine gun speaking cadence is a drill to my brain.
 

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Didn't Shapiro basically out himself as unable to pleasure his wife at one point?
 

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:lol: Got a link ?
For a guy with such a fragile ego, how on earth did he admit to that, accidentally or not? :lol: :lol:

I guess conservatives really do spend most of their lives absolutely sheltered from everything.
I don't want to Google it because I'll have Shapiro recommendations for the next two years, but after the WAP song came out, he said he discussed with his wife and a wet pussy isn't normal and needs medical attention or something like that.