Ben Yedder | Monaco set to activate release clause?

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    golden_blunder Site admin. Manchester United fan Staff

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    Oh dear that’s not good
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    Chairman Steve Full Member

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    Feck me! Did he engage in a pizza only diet on his three week holiday or something? How the feck does a top level athlete get that chunky so fast?

    Not a man who's into body conditioning obviously.
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    amolbhatia50k Sneaky bum time

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    Fair play. He's just getting into the required shape to join us.
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    Feed Me I'm hungry

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    This will be one of those "bad angle, bad light" situations.

    To be honest, that's the only reason I am so fat in all photos.
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    Trophy Room Full Member

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    Has fed himself out of a move. I guess he’s almost 30.
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    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate Scout

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    Yeah, it's not linked to you constantly requesting to be fed.:)
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    Shave his hair into a weird triangle and he'll bang in 40 goals.
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    ArjenIsM3 Full Member

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    Crackers Coolest Cracker in the box Scout

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    ChaddyP Full Member

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    water retention
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    Brophs The one and only

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    Perhaps he's looked at Rojo and figured that's the way to guarantee yourself a decade at United
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    kouroux 45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

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    Wtf :lol::lol:
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    kouroux 45k posts to finally achieve this tagline

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    Zoo Full Member

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    He really is a budget Suarez.
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    mu4c_20le Full Member

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    That cant be real, surely...
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    giorno Full Member

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    Well, you guys keep complaining about not feeding the strikers enough...
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    BrianMcClair'sBarnet New Member

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    devilish Juventus fan who used to support United

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    Ole won't like it
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    AJ10 Full Member

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    Looks like Wissam ate Ben and Yedder.
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    C3Pique Full Member

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    Looks like he gets plenty of service...

    Room service.
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    Charlie Foley Full Member

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    Wissam Ben & Yerrys
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    Varun Moderator Staff

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    Took replacing Lukaku literally.
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    BrianMcClair'sBarnet New Member

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    He's not fat.He's just big boned ....and fat.
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    Suvvernmanc Full Member

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    Even now hes 5 stone lighter than Lukaku ffs get a grip people

    Kidding, fat bastard
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    JPRouve can't stop thinking about balls - NOT deflategate Scout

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    You can't say that he lacks hunger.
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    kirk buttercup Full Member

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    How much Water did he drink ?
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    Brophs The one and only

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    ChaddyP Full Member

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    All of it
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    Toni's Left Foot New Member

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    We have been crying out for some players with an appetite. Fickle lot.
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    Cathy Ferguson Full Member

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    Did he follow Rooney's summer holiday fitness program?
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    Eckers99 Michael Corleone says hello

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    kirk buttercup Full Member

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    redshaw Full Member

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    Would rather stick with Lukaku than Ben Cheddar
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    devilish Juventus fan who used to support United

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    He is quite fast to get to the buffet
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    kirk buttercup Full Member

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    Ben Cheddar :lol: brilliant . I remember a west ham Player a few years back coming back for pre season way over weight Benni McCarthy. Must be a Ben thing
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    Dante Bang Average but can post Blindfolded for 15 secs

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    Adisa likes to take afvanadva wothowi doubt

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    Eaten his way out of a move.