Best names in Football

Theafonis

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Odisseas Vlachodimos, probably the coolest name in football, sounds like a hero/alpha from greek myth

Benat Etxebarria, sounds like a name from a science fiction movie
 

Skizzo

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Sven Bender
Frimpong
Gohi Bi Zoro Cyriac
Anyone starting with Yaya
Sokratis Papastathopoulos
Koke
Mickey van der Hart
Marco van Ginkel
Ricky Van Wolfswinkel
Reza Ghoochannejhad
Yun Suk-young
 

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Joseph-Désiré Job is the winner for me. Just sounds like a Nigerian scam e-mail.
 

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I'm basing this one how good it sounds when the commentator screams the name.

Ruud Van Nistelrooy
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Radamel Falcao
Didier Drogba
 

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Markus Fuchs, Robert Fuchs, Franz Fuchs, Christian Fuchs, Uwe Fuchs and Gottfried Fuchs.

Also Anil Coc and Ralph Minge.

Stefan Kuntz.
 

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Only one winner here:



Eezer good player.
 

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Santiago Vergini. Sounds like some sort of treatment for thrush.
 

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Michel Preud'homme- What a cool name
Bright Dike
Dick Last-
Aragorn Appleborn (Played for Tromsdalen on my CM, no record if you google him, maybe Aragorn wasn't born at all)
Pavel Kuka- His last name means to shit in my language, that has amused me since Euro'96.
 

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Maxmilian Arnold
Jay-Jay Okocha
Bas Dost which in Czech means - enough of bass
and Harry Kane is good as it gets

also certain mexican winger Jürgen Damm.