Bold Predictions/Steamin' hot takes for the 22/23 Season.

GledTheRed

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The Caf will wake up dissapointed September 1st.

ETH will age ten years by May.
 

BigDycheEnergy

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Some of these aren't that hot, but here they are nonetheless:

1. Liverpool will be nowhere near winning the PL title(City will win, obviously).

2. Spurs will finish 2nd or 3rd(depending on the state of Liverpool).

3. Despite Arsenal and Chelsea being disappointing, we will still not finish top 4. This will create a small but loud minority within our fan base who will act like absolute pricks until Ten Hag gets sacked or wins the league.
 

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Eriksen will take over the starting spot from Bruno.
 

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We will be good next season, Rashford will be back in form, Sancho will prove how good he is. We will win a trophy, probably Europa League.
 

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We will win Fa Cup, league and Europa Treble
Ronaldo will be the top scorer of Premier League and World Cup and win the next ballon or.
 

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Some crazy predictions.

The champions will hit 80-83 points maximum.

United will finish top 3 and win Europa League

Guardiola will announce he's leaving city around February/March after they're knocked out of the Champions League.

Spurs will win something

Liverpool will struggle and might even finish outside the top 4.

Newcastle and Everton will both have decent seasons and finish in the top 8.

Villa will be around the relegation zone at Christmas and Gerrard will be sacked.

All three promoted sides will stay up.

There will be a major match fixing scandal that breaks with at least one big European side being caught up in it.
 

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Maguire back to great form.
Ronaldo scores 30
Rashford retires from football after "considering his future"
De Jong sent to the reserves at Barca
McFred replaced with McDon
5th place for united
 

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Arsenal are overrated, as are Spurs. We've had our worst season in decades. And we're finally going with a progressive manager who is a coach. There's a little too much doom and gloom. We'll sign 4-5 players, we'll promote some youth, we'll get top 4 and by the end of the season we'll be playing better football than we have done since SAF experimented with the high press (when we had Anderson and Cleverley).

City and Liverpool are quite a distance from everyone else clearly, but I don't see why we can't finish above any of the other teams. It's certainly not a foregone conclusion.

Just hope ETH will prioritise the league.

At least two younger players will take their chances and that will open up the pathway between the academy and the first team, especially now that we have a bona fide coach.
 

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Genuinely feel ETH will be destroyed by the job by christmas and we will be bottom half of the table after an abysmal transfer window.

I predict he'll be sacked either in the summer or by next Christmas latest.
 

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If we are around near the top of the table before the WC kicks off…ETH will win us the league.

World Cup in the middle of the season will have a huge impact on the rest of the season.
 

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Korn Ferry come to the inevitable conclusion that there is only one man capable of sorting the club out and getting us back on top: Ed Woodward.
 

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FDJ deal falls thru and we make a few panic signings which dont improve the squad at all. Another mediocre season and ETH is labelled the Pep Guardiola is my idol
 

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Chelsea will win the CL.

AFC Wimbledon will make history with the longest winless streak in the EFL - we are sitting at 27 and the record is 36. We'll also get relegated.
 

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Haaland will be a beast.

tottenham will be good.

Ronaldo will finish our top scorer again.

villa will have a good season. Dark horses.
 

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Leicester will be top 4
Forest top 10
United 3rd
Chelsea 6th.

Haaland won't score 15 goals and arsenal won't have a player with more than 12 goals.
 

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McTominay will play less than 500 league minutes and be sold next summer.

Bruno will struggle in EtH's system.
 

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Some supercomputer predicts the dippers to win the league and we will once again fail to get top four. I don’t know the supercomputer’s past record…
 

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City will break the points record.
Haaland will break the top scorer record.
Spurs will finish 2nd.
Liverpool will struggle.
United will finish 8th or 9th.
 

Frank Grimes

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United will face a difficult start and finish 5th in the league.

United will win the Europa League.

Real Madrid will win CL.

Liverpool will win Premier League.

Pep will leave City at end of season.

Spurs will win one of domestic cups.