The only car crash is Elon Musk
Bezos is a twat in his own way but at least bezos achieves his milestones and isn't so desperate for attention or has an actual fanbase.
Breaking - Elon Musk says he will not buy Manchester United
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Bezos is a twat in his own way but at least bezos achieves his milestones and isn't so desperate for attention or has an actual fanbase.
Well colour me ready and sign him up.
He's arguably the worst human being on the planet, keep him the feck away from this club.
This didn't get the credit it deserved.
He's a classic James Bond villain in the making.
Actually agree with this take, might give others some ideas...
JFC the Musk fanboys need to get over themselves. He's a fraud who'll say whatever it takes to bump the stock price of his companies and to get 14 year old boys to like his tweets.
There's not going to be any Tesla full self driving this decade, there's not going to be a working AI robot by the end of this year, and SpaceX (or anybody else) certainly ain't going to put a million people on Mars by 2050.
That title belongs to Putin I think. Anyway just a bit curious what did he do to deserve that title?
Would anybody care to explain why he is such a bad human being, nay, the "worst on the planet"?
Almost got me again.
We have some pretty bad people on the planet.. I am not really sure how Elon Musk even enters into that conversation to be honest!
Only good thing to come out of the tweet is it keeps attention on ownership of the club. There are other billionaires out there who might take notice of the tweet and its ridiculous engagement... There are lots out there like Musk who live off that sort of engagement on social media.
Only good thing to come out of the tweet is it keeps attention on ownership of the club. There are other billionaires out there who might take notice of the tweet and its ridiculous engagement... There are lots out there like Musk who live off that sort of engagement on social media.
Agreed!
Actually the purchase agreement he happily signed doesn't say anything at all about user numbers so no, he doesn't have a back door out of the deal. That's why he's been dragged into court for trying to weasel out of it.
And what exactly has this accomplished? He got a firehouse of information he doesn't understand or know what to do with.
You don't want us to play at Prime Trafford?
That’s not Musk, it’s the bald headed Bezos
To keep the theme, the header should be "Musk Says No to joining Utd"
I don't want to take a chance with another dof doling out clean slates to this lot.
Stretching Grimes' 15 minutes of fame to 30.
In regards to the stock market and people who play options, it’s very much risk assessed gambling.
Someone knew Musk was going to tweet something yesterday (probably him or a family member) and loaded up on calls. The people who have got involved since will be hoping there’s a bunch of people jumping on this non story (which there will be) who will push the price up further before they sell their call options. There’s also a bunch of algorithms looking for unusual volume and will have picked up shares based on that spike.
What I predict is the stock will run to over 15 today and probably fall quickly back down to around 12-13 before close. It could run for multiple days, depends if the volume sticks. However, in my opinion there’s not a takeover happening otherwise we’d have seen a lot more big bids coming in.
What a fraud
*Prince Bone Saw joined the call
I’d take it if it meant the Glazers fecked off. That or the Tesla Bowl
Very good
Spoiler: he isn't.
Clearly this guy is no better at comedy that he is at buying twitter... it's a joke, he now says. About as funny as a colonoscopy!
Things are happening...
Just had one of those and can testify it’s no joke!
Doesn't the Qataris count? Elon is miles better than the Glazers.. and y'all gonna get free Starlink connectivity over Old Trafford
Would absolutely hate to see the club as a billionaire egomaniac's plaything. Would be in par with the Saudis buying the club, for different reasons, but both we feel completely hollow.
We can be a self-sustainable club. We don't need owners who plough in money. We just need owners who do the very simple thing of hiring best in class and step aside.
We can be a self-sustainable club. We don't need owners who plough in money. We just need owners who do the very simple thing of hiring best in class and step aside.
I like how he connects the Man United tweet to another tweet on US Politics.
Clearly he has already identified key areas of the pitch where we need reinforcement, central midfield, as opposed to spending big on the left and right wings.
Astute way to put pressure on the Glazers to replace McFred.
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Clearly he has already identified key areas of the pitch where we need reinforcement, central midfield, as opposed to spending big on the left and right wings.
Astute way to put pressure on the Glazers to replace McFred.
None of what you said is true. ALL purchase agreements in takeovers of this type have clauses pertaining to fraud based on the company being purchased over inflating it’s value with false information. Lying about the number of active users, and the very basics about how your business works fits this criteria.
What did he learn? Well, he’s still fighting for that. A court just decided Twitter only had to give him one bot checkers data. I doubt it will stop there though since, as purchaser, he is far enough along in the process he has a right to that sort of info if the company has it, and they do. Plus, one bit checkers data may be enough for him.
You don’t think it’s strange that they were horrified and desperate to keep him from trying to buy Twitter…and now they are desperate to hold him to the purchase? They aren’t stupid either. They knew what his purchase attempt would mean for them. Their primary hope now is he won’t completely rip them open if he is forced to follow through. There are a lot more malicious things with Twitter going on than Kylie Jenner renting 3/4’s of her followers.
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Somebody replied on twitter “please send Maguire to Mars”
Weird that he cops out by saying it is a long running joke on Twitter.
To the best of my knowledge, nobody ever made that joke.
To the best of my knowledge, nobody ever made that joke.
He jokes about buying companies regularly. Like Coca Cola.
Constipated again?
I rather the Glazers stay for another decade than this weirdo manchild charlatan getting anywhere near this club.
Not sure if serious.
Ha ha, you are right. True example of oxymoron there.