Literally nobody could shrink up a pitch more than this utter sham of a footballer, give me anyone else.Has James not been stinking up the pitch lately?
Bruno Fernandes: Manchester United Player
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Did you wave?
You only read halfway mate. What about you read until at the end to see Sportwitness was trying to be smart ass.
I think he's landed
Bruno has landed
He's landed in the River Bollin.
He's heeerrreee
Plane now landed!!!!
I did. There’s nothing there that’s too far fetched. Fletcher mistook the report from Portugal and so did others when they reported the €80 flat fee. I’m really really struggling to understand how you can’t grasp that article.
Landeeeed, wooohoooo, get him to Etihad now, for the second half, quickly.
Any way we can track the car from the airport? 
I live close enough, he might have seen me
What a goal by Matic. A cracker
They literally combined all sources to come up with their conclusion that Sporting never increase the price to 80m euro and the deal would had been accepted with 60m-70m. Which didn’t happen, the deal is 80m euro.
If what they do is only translating, what Portugese media they translated it from for the last 6 paragraphs?
Now we want pictures of him walking through Manchester Airport.I live close enough, he might have seen me
The sooner Lingard is out this team and Bruno is in, the better
Can’t wait to see him in a United shirt.
Is he cup tied for the Europa League?
Is he cup tied for the Europa League?
Jesus. You watch Lingard and just pray this guy is good.
Lingard, playing like he has never touched a ball in his life.
If Bruno doesn't adapt to the Premiership he'll still be better than Lingard!
There are still many issues. But there are about 4/5 less issues now than April/May time last year.
Lingard new levels of shite
I mean, totally devoid of quality in that half. It’s quite literally like playing with 10 men.
If we sat a cow in midfield it would be more effective as it would have at least some presence... not to mention probably better on the counter
I mean, totally devoid of quality in that half. It’s quite literally like playing with 10 men.
If we sat a cow in midfield it would be more effective as it would have at least some presence... not to mention probably better on the counter
Maybe Lingard can be converted into the boot cleaner.
He's a local lad after all. Good for team morale.
He's a local lad after all. Good for team morale.
And we still haven't agreed his personal terms ??
I find that crazy / stupid / unbelievable / typical that we have been arguing with Sporting for six months, at least, without talking to his agent at the same time ??
Bets that the transfer falls down not because we couldn't agree the transfer fee, but because we can't agree his salary ??
Not unknown....
I find that crazy / stupid / unbelievable / typical that we have been arguing with Sporting for six months, at least, without talking to his agent at the same time ??
Bets that the transfer falls down not because we couldn't agree the transfer fee, but because we can't agree his salary ??
Not unknown....
I always used 'SCP' to describe you so not guilty here.
There's criticism and there is wild overreaction.
He's not Utd standard we know that but let's not take it too far
O canhão da Maia
You serious right now? They always say that until the contract is signed. Everything is agreed as everyone says. Personal terms have been "agreed" for ages. This is standard transfer business. Just finally agreed the fee right now and the rest is standard.
Well reported that the salary is agreed. Great fee and setting an example for the continued rebuild this summer. The club should get some credit for that.
Who was the person that stalked around outside Carrington when we signed Sanchez? Get them on the case.
Plus you could chant...i like the way you MOOOO'veLingard new levels of shite
I mean, totally devoid of quality in that half. It’s quite literally like playing with 10 men.
If we sat a cow in midfield it would be more effective as it would have at least some presence... not to mention probably better on the counter
I hope you guys are correct.
Fernandes' move is subject to a medical and the agreement of personal terms.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/51301424
How do we know that's his plane, is it dark in Manchester?
There's zero chance the club would announce the deal is personal terms weren't agreed.
Ed is gonna be furious with the kid... Does United have a trolley sponsor (yet)?
Does United have a trolley sponsor (yet)?He is just like scholesy!
Except he is taller ,thinner and Portuguese !
Please God he lives up to the hype.
Except he is taller ,thinner and Portuguese !
Please God he lives up to the hype.
99% of the time personal terms are agreed before a bid even goes in. They have to say that because he’s not signed on the dotted line yet. The only chance for this move to fall through is a failed medical.
Frozen Suitcase?! GET HIM OUT
Isn't it illegal to have agreed personal terms before the club have agreed the transfer? Hence why they're "agreed" .
I'm sure I recall Barcelona or someone getting in trouble for that reason. If I'm not talking out my arse then it's a quality legal loophole that you can just add quotation marks to get around it.