Soumare next week
Bruno Fernandes | Signed
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lovely stuff
Ah feck it I'm believing, let's go 
Hugo viana is a football director... Makes me feel so old
I’m all in. My wang is out and I’m doing the windmill...
I think they'd probably agree a deal in principle tonight if the journo is correct in his info.
Castles is reporting it so i guess the meeting between both clubs in London is true. Now let’s hope negotiations go smoothly
Holy crap, looks like this is genuinely happening then. If it’s gone that far that’s way further than we ever got last time!
finally Bruno
finally Bruno
His stats have been pretty monstrous for the past two seasons now. We’re solely lacking in that department in our team without Rashford/Martial (and now Greenwood).
Can't wait for us to start preparing the offer.
When is Sporting playing again? Tomorrow? Well if Bruno doesn’t play, then we’ll know
Doesn’t matter, he will turn to shit just like all our signings do.
that's the spirit.I’m in full muppet mode
I’m currently sat in a Cafe Nero in Mayfair about a 2 minute walk from Manchester United’s London Office if anyone wants me to keep an eye out.
Feck. I am all in. Welcome Bruno
Why are you even asking?? Get down there and live stream the building's entrance!
Yes. Do it bro.
I'm following an ice cream van, just in case.
What shirt number will he get? How long till he's made a scapegoat? When will the fans turn on him as he's blocking the development of Lingard?
Barge into the office and demand answers from Woody the Woodpecker!
Decent signing for Spurs.
Just need Di Marzio to confirm this is on so we know it's not happening.
Alright big baller
If we were Real or Barca , Juve etc we would have already bought him but ED may want to spare a few million and Spurs get in tonight and steal him from us!
Why bother?
I mean if that’s how you feel why not just give up and go do something more productive with your life.
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Rojo. 
Please get this done, Squidward.
Please get this done, Squidward.
Sporting seem desperate to offload him, not a great sign.
Because they are broke.
They have money problems.
His stats this season and last look very good, only question mark is the standard of the league for me and if he can adapt to the premier league.
Big problems there also with the president.
People on reddit who watch the Portuguese league rate him as one of the best, if not the best, players there. They say he carries sporting on his back.
All about the money money money
Never believe the Portuguese press.
They are skint mate, they could fetch about £60m for him, which is a big fecking deal for them.
More like he’s their only player of any value and could basically keep the club afloat by selling .
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