Beachryan
More helpful with spreadsheets than Phurry
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While one can correctly make the argument that 'it's not your money so don't worry', there is inarguably an opportunity cost to every bit of terrible business this illustrious club puts us through each year. Whether somehow getting fleeced for Fellaini, standing firm but still getting mugged on Maguire or the fact that Phil Jones will be contracted here long after most of us our dead - the one constant under Big Ed's leadership is ineptitude on the contracts and signings side.
But - whether or not it was all his fault doesn't matter - the big man is going. This should be seized as a HUGE opportunity for the club to fix this debacle. Just blame him. Do secret media briefings that United have hired some of the world's best data scientists from an underground lab in the valley that are using machine-learning to optimise algorithms to accurately price players future values to the dollar. Leak that Joel Glazer's great passion in life is not overpaying on football wages and that he has a calendar in his basement with end dates of Jones, Matic and now Bailly and he cries himself to sleep with regret. And now he's the only person that can sign any extension. Hell, have Ole do a press conference only dedicated to how awful the business has been and that we're not going to be mugs anymore.
Then - and this is the hard bit - stick to it. Maybe take some pain in this year. Maybe even next year. But it's the only way to fix our reputation in the longer term.
Sancho's price doesn't come down reflecting another year and insane changes to the market? F*ck em, make a reasonable offer then walk away.
A 31 year old wants a 2-year contract extension? F*ck em, United's policy is clear, 1 season at a time.
A club wants Jessie 'best player outside the top 4' Lingard for a reasonable fee? F*ck em, let's see the scramble for his services on deadline day.
An agent calls you up and says hey, I've got this great player and he's desperate to play for you and we can cut a deal - but he isn't on your pre-identified lists anywhere? F*ck em but do take the free lunch he offers.
One of our players tried to hold us to ransom over a contract? F*ck em, to the reserves with you.
Basically, we need to start behaving like the proper mega-club that we are. One of the reasons that we were so succcesful is because everyone in the footballing world knew that Fergie was serious, somewhat irrational and would never back down. We need to get that edge back.
But - whether or not it was all his fault doesn't matter - the big man is going. This should be seized as a HUGE opportunity for the club to fix this debacle. Just blame him. Do secret media briefings that United have hired some of the world's best data scientists from an underground lab in the valley that are using machine-learning to optimise algorithms to accurately price players future values to the dollar. Leak that Joel Glazer's great passion in life is not overpaying on football wages and that he has a calendar in his basement with end dates of Jones, Matic and now Bailly and he cries himself to sleep with regret. And now he's the only person that can sign any extension. Hell, have Ole do a press conference only dedicated to how awful the business has been and that we're not going to be mugs anymore.
Then - and this is the hard bit - stick to it. Maybe take some pain in this year. Maybe even next year. But it's the only way to fix our reputation in the longer term.
Sancho's price doesn't come down reflecting another year and insane changes to the market? F*ck em, make a reasonable offer then walk away.
A 31 year old wants a 2-year contract extension? F*ck em, United's policy is clear, 1 season at a time.
A club wants Jessie 'best player outside the top 4' Lingard for a reasonable fee? F*ck em, let's see the scramble for his services on deadline day.
An agent calls you up and says hey, I've got this great player and he's desperate to play for you and we can cut a deal - but he isn't on your pre-identified lists anywhere? F*ck em but do take the free lunch he offers.
One of our players tried to hold us to ransom over a contract? F*ck em, to the reserves with you.
Basically, we need to start behaving like the proper mega-club that we are. One of the reasons that we were so succcesful is because everyone in the footballing world knew that Fergie was serious, somewhat irrational and would never back down. We need to get that edge back.