Discussion in 'Football Forum' started by SteveJ, Dec 25, 2017.
"I bet you feel a right tit."
Don't worry Alexis, I'll show you the way to the Etihad.
"Alexis there he is, you see him. I almost signed him. "
Let's do a Klopp
I am your father, look.
“ Mmmmm, nearly as big as mine, sexy times”.
And after this you'll turn your head and cough
"Smile ya bastard or i'll rip your nipple off"
He may be a whinging cnut for wanting to leave, but his heart's in the wrong place.
Wenger- "No paedophile or rape jokes before any of you think of them. Should go without saying but I know what some of you are like".
''You're going nowhere until I've got out of this coat''
You know, Alexis, no matter how bad things get between us or how bad things are at Arsenal, at least we are not so lost or sad or lonely that we are posting messages on a football forum on Christmas day.
Arsene in tit touching scandal!
Wenger: "I was an accident. I did not see it."
Sanchez : I can see it, the exit gate is right there !
Wenger : now if I bring my right arm up behind his head I can easily snap his bloody neck, le traître !
You wont leave me. You wont.
Gottle o gear
It's just a very large banana.
Paedo-jokes are inappropriate no matter what.
“Yes, yes... your wages will be doubled, you’ll probably win trophies and play for a much better team... but Alexis, but... that pretentious bald headed twat will never touch you like this. See you in training sweetie.”
"You leave this club, I kill you"
You’re the nail in our arse.
I suck at thus
"I wish Rafa was my dad..."
"Si, mi papi wear big dress and he doesn't afraid of anything."
Seeing wenger red nose and his hand on alexis chest, i bet he said "God, i feel young again"
Despite 13 years of ineffectual struggles, little pleasures happen to make it somewhat worthwhile.
My brother’s child, from another mother.
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