Caption Contest: Salah poses with boy who ran into lamp post
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Fake pic. Car behind still has hubcaps.
So the kid is bleeding but yeah lets take a photo first, fecking idiots.
He probably ran him over whilst text driving.
Wow ginger step-children really do have it bad
"Next time, dont say Stevie G when I ask you who your favourite Liverpool player of all time is; Ok kid? Now fecking smile."
Why’s Salah round there anyway? Has he been advised to get more in touch with his fans by driving round the council estates of Liverpool? Can guarantee bleeding children are a common sight if he is
Here’s the background. Salah seems like a nice bloke.
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''You're having the shirt, now shut it''
"Mind your car, Mister?"
"No thanks, Mo."
"Smack my bitch up"
"You'll never walk into lamp posts alone."
"Boy, it's nothing, at least you didn't run into Ramos in a champions league final. *forced smile*"
He seems to be a good bloke.
Classy by Salah. Shame he plays for that lot.
Nice one from Salah.
"It's OK buddy we're even now but don't call me a pace merchant ever again."
"Sorry I thought You said I should join the Egyptian Diving team"
“Take picture with me child. I need good picture so the people of Egypt know that i am good person still. And put this tshirt on”
“But, eehh, no thanks maate. I support Everto....”
WHACK
“I SAID... Put. the. shirt. on...... and you smile”
“But, eehh, no thanks maate. I support Everto....”
WHACK
“I SAID... Put. the. shirt. on...... and you smile”
‘When Salah gives you a bump of his lemo’
Looks like a Full kit Wan**r
Even on children it looks ridiculous.
Even on children it looks ridiculous.
Nice gesture by Salah.
Listen kid, I know your granddad said that Liverpool hardman Tommy Smith used to practice slide-tackles on lamp-posts. But he didn't actually mean it.
And don't call me an Egyptian King Knut again, OK? Now try to smile.
Take the kid to a hospital ffs, not pose for a pic with his face smashed in.
Just think tomorrow you’ll have your face on a T-shirt instead of a lamppost.
Someone please give Llorente a contract before he injures more kids.
Yeah but we should have signed a midfielder though
“Keep your thieving scouse hands where I can see them!”
Mo Salah introduces a new series of ''Banter With Carra.''
Nice gesture?? I mean he could have just pulled up for a pic outta his window to begin with then maybe the kid ain't smashing into lamp posts trying to catch up
"You did ask me why Liverpool are called the reds!"
Mo Salah comforts boy who gave Dad a job application.
Bloody Scousers
I just wanted to be more red then Ginger.
Bloody Scousers
I just wanted to be more red then Ginger.