So it goes like this, you stand at this end and the players line up according to seniority in decreasing positions of erectness until we get to that piece of shit lying on the floor there, the one who in the previous match he track back the least.
Caption this picture contest: when Harry met Josie
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"I Kane not believe spurs are 14th. Yes Sir, we are in a Dier position. Ok, I want to park the bus with Allison in goals. No José, you read it wrong, it's Ali and Son...I have nussing to say..."
10 bucks bet they gonna caption this at redcafe.net
"Ever heard about a defensive striker?"
"Do one"
Jose seeks the captain's advice on whether he looks good in this particular shade of purple.
"See that bus over there Harry? In 6 months time I will be throwing you under it"
"track back or the exit's that way"
How tall will the midfielders be Harry? Well imagine this is me fingering their ass.
"My last striker used to point to the space like this and that's it"
"I thought Levy said I'd be working with a tiny budget."
Kane: What rhymes with purple boss?
Jose: Nossing. Same as the number of trophies you've won.
Jose: Nossing. Same as the number of trophies you've won.
You need to point like Lukaku.
"Harry, the juice is mine now. I am the special one, not joo. As long this is accepted, nassink and no-one can stop
“You think you’re the big man huh? You want to step up to me? Because im the fecking boss here and if you don’t like it I’ll fecking have you in the car park”
“But boss i was just...”
“In the fecking car park now..”
So from now on Harry we are gonna have one player check out your arse and one player check out your groin. When I talk about defending I want that arse tight and that dick erect.
"That butte is mine"
" I want you to Drive the Bus". Just sit in front, Yes.
Kane...."whatever mate, I'm getting noshed off. It's so big he's out of focus".
But for now, we will park it in front of our goal.
Why do you speak like Chewbaca?
I know these are the tiniest balls you've all ever seen, but trust me, when it comes to parking buses, no one does it like The Special One.
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-Now your nose points in this direction. It turns with your head. I know it all.
“Eat another crayon and that’s you and me finished”
"track back or the exit's that way"
"Go put the ball there"
Have Jose and the Pussycats bought Spurs?
Winner
Look if you're not happy with the difference in our wages Levy's office is over there good luck with that.
"Over there? It's not the centre spot....it's your heritage".
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Me me. Me? Me!
Oi.
Oi just Remember "I'm the special one".