I thought we were slowly trying to sort out our ridiculous wage bill? I think we were all happy with our new methods until we realised just how crap the team is. Now it's panic mode and "just pay him 500k a week!!!"
Casemiro | United Player
- Thread starter Tom Van Persie
- Start date
-
In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
- Status
Anyway the chances of this happening are almost zero but my my, imagine landing both him and de jong!
We'd immediately go from having one of the worst midfields in the entire league to a genuinely world class one capable of winning it
We'd immediately go from having one of the worst midfields in the entire league to a genuinely world class one capable of winning it
She’ll be 70 in 14 years
This club will never learn...
Yeah, why not. We still gonna get Frenkie so the only missing piece is de Bruyne....
Either contract renewal time or their coaches have seen his peak is ending (like Varane...?)
This has me almost as excited as Falcao did, not to mention Di Maria and Varane.
Heck, he might be right up there with Sanchez as a sure thing! Or what about Schweinsteiger—what a coup that was.
(These kinds of signings rarely work out for us, do they? Can only hope we’ve learned, and moved on.)
Heck, he might be right up there with Sanchez as a sure thing! Or what about Schweinsteiger—what a coup that was.
(These kinds of signings rarely work out for us, do they? Can only hope we’ve learned, and moved on.)
For feck sakes hahahaha
How the tables have turned since Robinho signing
Well I guess if they are not able to sign anyone they can just as well link us to the top playes.
So lets keep the rumors of de Jong and now Casemiro + maybe include a few more like Jan Oblak in exchange for de Gea and Antony for Rashford.
At least this way it will become a bit more amusing to read.
I am beginning to think we will only sign two more plays (Rabiot and another desperation buy maybe next week).
I actually thought this transfer window was going to be different. Apparently that was an error on my side.
Guess the next is that we will not win the PL this year either. I might be wrong about that too :-)
So lets keep the rumors of de Jong and now Casemiro + maybe include a few more like Jan Oblak in exchange for de Gea and Antony for Rashford.
At least this way it will become a bit more amusing to read.
I am beginning to think we will only sign two more plays (Rabiot and another desperation buy maybe next week).
I actually thought this transfer window was going to be different. Apparently that was an error on my side.
Guess the next is that we will not win the PL this year either. I might be wrong about that too :-)
Literally never said that
14 years is a long time
There’s a big difference between 56 and 70. But she is getting old tbf.I guess I was more imagining her how she looked in X-Men and Catwoman
So how's Man united Varane? Well I got benched for a slab head that cant play football. Your competition is McFred so you'll end up on the bench. So how about you Ronaldo? 'Oh fk off'
News written by José Félix Díaz. Approximately Tier 84.
I know, I wasn't insinuating that you did. I'm saying the general fanbase is calling for us to "just pay whatever" but we were all happy with reducing the wage bill a few months ago.
Sorry if that was unclear, it was in response with your point about us being able to offer eye-watering money to FDJ.
Jesus. They will link us to literally anyone. We're not signing anyone - we'll just have constant links until the end of the window and then they'll say "We tried". Doing the rounds on social media that ETH might walk. Who would blame him?
Could hold a fecking World Cup between all the players we're linked to in any given summer.
Looking forward to the press linking us with a shock deadline day move for Haaland.
Might as well say we want Benzema.
Everyone likes to troll united these days innit?
Yeah right, double deal with Vini Jr right?
Swap for Garner
We need to focus on De Jong. I have a bet that the thread will reach 2k posts this weekend.
Ah no worries, just got our wires crossed.
Obviously nothing in this. Real have no reason to sell, and we are a banter club to a multiple UCL winner at the moment.
Hahaha imagine trying to convince Casemiro to leave last year and probably next years CL winners to come fight for 8th.
Is Tchouameni taking his place in the starting XI at Real?
If so, they might be willing to cash in. I doubt he'd be eager to join us though.
If so, they might be willing to cash in. I doubt he'd be eager to join us though.
Hopefully Casemiro dreams of playing alongside Fred
Sure, i'm ready for another unrealistic transfer saga, lezgo!
Was this Ronaldo's recommendation?
"Look guys we are really trying, honestly"
This isn't happening till 2025.
FDJ & Casemiro in one window!!!
obviously taking the proverbial
obviously taking the proverbial
'Thinking' surely must be a whole new phase in our modus operandi when dealing with transfers.
I would place it right before the phase of consideration.
No idea, but he'd sure as hell be on board with playing alongside Casemiro again.
Choo choo!
So are we indeed signing Casemiro? Would be a huge upgrade if true
Actually with Tchouameni & Camavinga both eyeing that DM spot (although Camavinga will probably play a bit further up) I wouldn't be surprised if Real would let Casemiro go. They can be quite brutal in letting players go when they feel like they're already on the brink of decline (and Casemiro's playing style is heavily reliant on his physique) but still retain ~peak monetary value. So if United were to offer some stupid sum...
Why would Casemiro want to go to us is another question though.
Why would Casemiro want to go to us is another question though.
- Status