Thank God ,that lasted only couple hours. Now Kimmich please.
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And rain is wet
So did Frenkie, but that didn't stop us before...
I personally think instead of caseido they misspelt casemiro.
The clowns could just pay Bennacer's release clause instead of chasing another pipe dream.
Why just Casemiro? Let’s get Benzema and Vinicius jr as well…..fecking hell.
fecking hell 
Who is our next elite midfielder we want to waste our time on? Kimmich? Verratti? Jesus, we are just amateurs
Who is our next elite midfielder we want to waste our time on? Kimmich? Verratti? Jesus, we are just amateurs
Surely someone will be kind enough to let Murtough in on the joke
Murtough gets his trip to Madrid next at least.
To the Mbappe thread...
Is our recruitment team so deluded that they thought they could get Casemiro? what the hell is going on this summer
what the hell is going on this summerWe probably went to Joel Glazer and said we need the funds for a world class holding midfielder to sort us out and guarantee a good league finish. At which point Joel probably went "well who the hell is the best holding midfielder in the world?" To which we replied "Casemiro at Real Madrid".Is our recruitment team so deluded that they thought they could get Casemiro?
Cue us going for Casemiro and Joel calling his good friend Florentino Perez to discuss a transfer and how they can get the Super League going.
We dont have a hope of getting this lad.
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Ofcourse he does. Must have taken him all of 10 seconds to come to that decision.
We just ringing every club and asking for their players
Of which 9 seconds was probably laughter.
Pathetic club
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Next up Kimmich, Neuer and Kane.
Of that 9 seconds, 5 was him putting it on hold just so he could call his mate modric over to hear our ludicrous request of coming to us
I really hope our clown car is electric or our carbon footprint for these wild goose chases will be through the roof.
Let's ring up PSG as well and see if Verratti fancies a chance of scenery.
This club honestly.
This club honestly.
You can't be serious. We're actually going to waste time on this?
Edit: sorry, we're going to consider wasting time on this
Do we have no idea of market values?
Dare I say it makes sense with Madrids midfield reinforcements?
The answer is ‘no’.
He does not want to join. Even if Madrid are daft enough to sell, which i dont think Ancelotti would agree to either.
50m for a player they’ve replaced who is over 30? I’d be taking that if I was Madrid. Not sure what’s in it for him.
He could cost double that. And the player will simply say "feck off".
There is zero chance of this happening . We are so clueless it boils my blood . Not sure what’s worse here that we are chasing this guy or that we are briefing this out
Like anyone other than Florentino Perez decides what happens to players over there.
And that's the annoying thing for me too.
What is actually going on at the club? Are we literally picking names out of a hat? No strategy, no plan, no clue. It's not like we haven't had time to plan for this - what were we doing while we were waiting for FDJ? They had all this time and are now literally panicking in the last two weeks - feckin jokers.
Varane needs a new buddy in the treatment room. They can reminisce about the good old days whilst counting their cash.
Might as well ask City for Rodri
Bale disagrees. Casemiro will stay if he feels like it
Marca who originally reported this story said that United emissaries are in Madrid. I would like to think that we wouldn't be going this far if Madrid were absolutely not open to selling. Surely we've got some indication that Madrid are open to selling or we're just idiots for pursuing an unrealistic target. Let's wait and see.
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