Harry Maguire SLAMS Lindelöf and Bailly using FACTS and LOGIC
"I mean, it's just common sense, innit?" We're sitting in a pub of Harry Maguire's choosing. On the table there's a large plate of fish and chips and a few empty glasses that only minutes before were filled to the brim with Carling.
"Look, I have nothing against Sweden or the entire continent of Africa. But it does something with your head when in the heat of the moment on the pitch you have a Swedish prettyboy going all "hurdy gurdy give me the ball hurdy gurdy" or that other guy going all "ooga booga behind you booga". But I guess that's not politically correct to say, right?"
Harry shakes his head, adjusts his poppy and asks for another pint.
"Ooof, these pints are going straight to my head. But then again, so is everything else that applies to the laws of physics. Hah, BANTAH!"