CallyRed
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Lets be havin ya
"He's too zirkee for your shirt"
"He's too zirkee for your shirt"
The absolute worst bit about signing a new player.
You got 99 xG
But you ain't scored one
If you having goal problems
I feel bad for you son
You got 99 xG
But you ain't scored one
Zirkzee!
Ahem.
I'm bringing Zirkzee back.. yeah!
So their defenders don't know how to act.. yeah!
I think he's special with the goal to back.. yeah!
We can't score goals but he'll pick up the slack.. yeah!
(Score at Stamford Bridge)
Joshua... A-ha
We'll pay your agent if you make a wave.. A-ha
But fecking fine you if you misbehave.. A-ha
It's just that we don't want to to pay top wage.. A-ha
(Shame our backline's porous)
*orgasm noises*
I think he's cute
I know he's Zirkzee
He's got the skills that drive the fans wild
He's got the moves, that really move 'em
He sends chills up and down their spines
He's just a Zirkzee boy (Zirkzee boy)
He's not a boy toy (boyyy toyyyy)
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
To the tune of Mercy by Duffy:
You got us begging you for Zirkzee,
Came to United from Italy
You got us begging you for Zirkzee
His feet will make you dizzy
It's Ziiiiirrrrkzeeeeeeeeee
You got 99 xG
But you ain't scored one
If you having goal problems
I feel bad for you son
You got 99 xG
But you ain't scored one
Zirkzee!
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble dribble dribble, yeah
Dribble dribble dribble drib -
He's Zirkzee and you know it
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Love this.
Then go mental in the crowd when he scores
Zirkzee, wherever you may be
Koeman destroyed your trip to Disney
It could be worse, you could be scouse
Wanking yourself off to Minnie Mouse