Complete Mental Obliteration V2
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
3rd one in a day it must be somekind of record
Suits you, TB. Suits you.
Sorry I was testing some stuff out there.
I take a few days off and it's all kicked off !
game as feck.
game as feck.
And what was the result of your so called "test"its likely you have missed some great moments
Probably, fecking girlfriend. Wanting to spend Christmas with her folks instead of letting me live on the internet, laughing.
Yeah man I feel you man, they think we got nothing better to do than dealing with family visits. What about the caf, what about werewolf?!
Inflatable wife > human wife
Inflatable wife > human wife
Thoughts Newbies?
I'm stuck on how to continue. I don't want to demote or premote either of them, but will moving the thread up and down each time be more effort?
I'm stuck on how to continue. I don't want to demote or premote either of them, but will moving the thread up and down each time be more effort?
I think a final question, one final stab at causing a CMO then call it a day, it's dragged on too long, we've lost too much momentum for it to ramp up again.
Promoting Liam has kind of killed it, who gave that last rep to him, we need to blame them.
Promoting Liam has kind of killed it, who gave that last rep to him, we need to blame them.
The last rep guy should come out of his hiding place. Just demote Liam, it's bound to happen eventually.
It's been settled, TB will contend as Liam also.
TB can't pull that off.I'll do it in a liam style.
or we could just pm them the question?
Half the fun, for us, was tearing chunks out of his answer and his enfeebled attempt at justifying his points, which I don't think would be as funny coming from anyone else.
That's true, it was Liam's actual following 900 answers, after the only one that actually counted, that made it so funny.
There will be a final question presented to both of them, tomorrow or Saturday night. This will end the competition and leave us to vote the winner. CMO3 Nominations will begin shortly afterwards.
I somehow foresee this mella guy being the next top contender.
And so, it is with a heavy hand that I type this out, and ruin my keyboard. Both warriors have been deceased, mentally anyway. Their vacant shell of an existence will continue to go on, but make no mistake, without this thread to keep them in check, both are doomed to eternal ignorance.
Thankfully, we can take comfort that neither won. For no victory was found on this day, none at all. Both competitors equalled each other, on losing overall. I've contacted the relevant authorities who will deal with the answers given, therapists for the hammer-hands question, Scotland Yard for the Middleton one, Obama to give him a heads-up on his daughter's kidnap and ra......nevermind.
But there have been lessons learned, and amongst the debree and confusion over many an exploded brain, we take comfort in knowing that CMO V3, will surely progress in an even more positive manner, towards directions unknown.
Thankfully, we can take comfort that neither won. For no victory was found on this day, none at all. Both competitors equalled each other, on losing overall. I've contacted the relevant authorities who will deal with the answers given, therapists for the hammer-hands question, Scotland Yard for the Middleton one, Obama to give him a heads-up on his daughter's kidnap and ra......nevermind.
But there have been lessons learned, and amongst the debree and confusion over many an exploded brain, we take comfort in knowing that CMO V3, will surely progress in an even more positive manner, towards directions unknown.
Well i guess i will again have to suppress my intelligence to make liam a little competitive otherwise first part of this thread was little too easy for me.
Do you guys hope to Mature anytime soon or will I put you both on ignore?
Quite incredible. Some interesting comments here.
As (I believe) Hectic originally intended, it would've been easier to grant me newbie access like they do with WW games, until this as finished. That said, it never looked like finishing.
As (I believe) Hectic originally intended, it would've been easier to grant me newbie access like they do with WW games, until this as finished. That said, it never looked like finishing.
It never did no, it was too good to stop. The answers in the final questions were just as good as the start....well....apart from the zombie one.
Anyway, great stuff from Liam and TB, I did not expect you two to take it this far at all.
Dewey would be proud, but he doesn't know what that is.
Dewey would be proud, but he doesn't know what that is.
I forgot all about the Middleton one. Every question in the thread produced a gem of some sort. Shame it's ended the way it has done. Whoever is in the next CMO has a lot to live up to though, Liam and TB have set the bar in terms of entertainment very high.
Like feck am I going to read 77 pages of this shit.
I don't blame you, but it is the funniest thread there is. Attack the space is up there with this. Even if you just read the first 5/10 pages you'd read on.
It will be worth every single second of your life.
Please, this is halting my progress of this paper I have to write by precious hours. And this could have been the best paper ever written, if I only understood or cared about the subject.
Make your subject about mental obliteration. Win-Win.
Everyone in the mains should take the epic odyssey that is CMO V2.
It essentially is. And I'm not even joking.
If you can do it for WW, you can do it for this.
I've never had to catch up on 77 pages in one go though! The most at one time was about 20 I think.
I read the first page. Seems weird.
Seriously, read the next four. They're funny. The funniest parts come about half way through. Think it's around the desert bit. Just search 'stranded desert'. Gold in there. The one thing it's missing is a 'best bits' like with v1. That was another good thread.
Also, I don't think enough credit goes to Dewey, Obstacle and of course, Hectic for initially bringing this to us.
Fantastic post.Also, fair fecks to Liam and TB. They provided much entertainment, and if ever anything was worth proving, it's this simple fact: CMO doesn't always lead to being banned.
Sometimes, you can even both get promoted.
You both won/lost. Well done.
Says a veritable paragon of maturity here.
Right, will post the summary on the next page.