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I know this has been discussed into the ground, but call me the body snatcher because I'm digging it back up. Seriously, why in the feck are we incapable of taking a decent corner? We've got plenty of players who can strike the ball clean, Rashford, Pogba, Mata, Pereira just to name a few, yet none can put in an acceptable corner? It's not even limited to this set of players either, since Giggs retired we've had RVP, Rooney, Di Maria, Young, all very accomplished crossers of the ball, fail time and time again to deliver a corner. Only Daley Blind in the post Fergie years has been capable of putting in a decent corner. WTF is wrong with us?
 

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We do not have a decent set piece taker, its a weak link for us.
Mata was fantastic on dead balls for Chelsea. Pereira is supposedly a dead ball specialist. These are supposed to be top level professional footballers, I see conference teams take better corners than us.
 

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I was going to make this thread. It's absolute madness how poor we are at them. Professional footballers who can't put a decent ball in. And for so long.

Same with freekicks that want putting on someone's head. Just no danger created whatsoever.
 

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We have Shaw taking corners, do you honestly expect to create anything from it?
 

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They all use like a sand wedge technique, sweeping the ball which makes it lack pace. The players have to put too much force into their headers. Seeing the same shit on free kicks. Dan James took a good corner in pre season which we scored from, was it Jones with the goal? No idea why he didn't take them today. Shaw on corners? It's almost as bad as Jones.
 

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I fecking cringed when mata couldn’t even get it past the first defender. He just came on and had fresh legs too.

A lot of work needs to be done to improve our set pieces. Luke shaw is not the answer.

Almost means we should play perreira just for the delivery.
 

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I think it's time we tried Pogba on corners and long free kicks. Rvp was a threat in the air but took corners for us and got assists from it. There's no point in Pogba standing in there when the ball never reaches
 

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I know a guy in China who can A) defend corners like crazy and B) Score a few even with no.1 priority marking on him..


Now the only way we can even create a chance is when the ball goes to Maguire and he downs it to the near-side. After that it's a scramble...
 

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Does anybody know the last time we scored from a corner? I honestly cannot remember.
 

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United have been shit at corners for my entire life, dating all the way back. Remember Fergie used to joke about how bad we were at them
 

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United have been shit at corners for my entire life, dating all the way back. Remember Fergie used to joke about how bad we were at them
What? We were class at them for a while. Vidic used to score loads from them. By loads I mean 5.
 

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You know the corners going to be piss poor when shaws absolutely shagged out just trotting over to take one.
 

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I'd give it to Pogba even though his height in the box can be useful but we seriously need someone to deliver it on a consistent basis going forward.
 

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Why the feck is Shaw taking them, so bad at them. Though everyone else seems to be equally bad at them.
 

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United have been shit at corners for my entire life, dating all the way back. Remember Fergie used to joke about how bad we were at them
Did you sleep through the period Beckham played for us
 

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After Nani spent a few seasons whipping them in low on the first post, we've changed for high hoofers. I prefer us taking short corners - then we usually get something that reminds us of a cross.
 

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Did you sleep through the period Beckham played for us
You say that but who scored from them? Stam got 1 goal his entire career for example. Like I said we've been shit at corners for decades
 

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Why the feck is Shaw taking them, so bad at them. Though everyone else seems to be equally bad at them.
Because we don’t have anyone better. We want to take an inswinging corner from
the right side and he’s the only left footed player who could reasonably take one. Nobody is any good at them and it’s been that way for years. I remember we had Phil Jones taking them not too long again. We really need to work hard on this.
 

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Are you sure they were all from corners? I have doubts
Maybe one wasn't. We looked dangerous from them around that time anyway. I remember enjoying winning corners because of it.
Then there was Becks before that, of course.
 

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RvP was a great corner taker. We scored from quite a few that year and had so many different goalscorers as a result.

It's been shit since then. Low, weak into the first man, or floated straight into the keepers hands.
 

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I am more confident teams will score a counterattacking goal from a corner than us scoring one from a corner.
 

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Aim: Kick a ball that is stationary into a penalty area.

Conditions: Avoid hitting the 6ft man standing 15m away.

Results: feck it up every time.
 

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Nobody scores from corners. The stats back this up. Too easy to defend. Better off just retaining possession.
 

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We bought Maguire as it would give us a presence in the opposition box too. Not with that shitty delivery, we lose a huge part of his game.

Not signing Bruno or a decent set-piece taker is going to bite us in the arse.
 

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I assumed out shit corners might have something to do with the sloping Old Trafford pitch, but tonight Mata put that theory to bed. I really don't get it, the balls are like netballs nowadays and boots like thin slippers yet still cant beat first man
 

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Corners are one of the most overrated instances in football. So few goals are scored per corner yet people always expect something.

In order to score from a corner you need a good delivery, good run from the attacker where the delivery ends up but most importantly you need the opponent to make mistakes. You're never happy conceding a goal from corner because it means you messed up a situation where you had time to organize and focus.
 

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Like in many things with us, there is no middle ground, its either 1st man or some balloon on far 2nd post