Crazy Driver at Tesco

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  1. Dec 24, 2018
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    Precaution Full Member

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    So this happened at my local tesco back in England, crazy!

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    P-Nut fan of well-known French footballer Fabinho

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    Saw this on Facebook earlier today, where abouts is it?
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    Andy_Cole Full Member

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    Think Tesco in Altrincham!
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    Precaution Full Member

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    Nope Tesco in Rickmansworth, its near Watford.
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    P-Nut fan of well-known French footballer Fabinho

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    Ah not far from me then, no idea what they were thinking in that
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    Holy shit. That’s got to be a psychotic episode.
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    What the actual feck?!
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    Pexbo has never watched Star Wars

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    What I don’t understand is why they didn’t grab his keys when they got his door open?!
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    Billy Blaggs Flacco of the Blaggs tribe

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    Was Tesco sold out of her favorite chocolate?
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    Andy_Cole Full Member

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    Ah my bad. Saw the video with a mate on his phone and he said it was Alty.
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    2 man midfield Incestuous Modern Woman (Dumper!)

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    I'd be angry if I drove a car that colour as well
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    Rado_N Yaaas Broncos!

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    Obviously forgot a quid for the trolley, that always sends me crazy.
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    DavidDeSchmikes Full Member

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-46670618
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    Smores Full Member

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    Stealing booze apparently and then knocked someone over trying to get away hence the reaction from people
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    Looks nothing like Altrincham Tescos!
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    Wtf, lunatics everywhere
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    OnlyTwoDaSilvas Gullible

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    Forgetting your clubcard really brings out the worst in people.
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    Tarrou Full Member

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    that isn't even in my top 10 of the most difficult things to understand in that video
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    Mr Pigeon baldy fatty bum bum

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    Not being funny but it's a fairly new car, and they're nicking booze?! Dunno why I'm making that correlation but it keeps sticking in my head. Probably sleep deprived as I'm staying up tonight until Santa arrives, so I can twat him over the head with a shovel and steal his reindeer.

    Edit: hire car
    https://www.herts.police.uk/news-an...aIvX-F4jPBSrjStEaBAiFU1QRFcBUq-9vDZ4LNSjulcyo

    Edit edit: Twitter comments really are filled with painfully unfunny and insufferable "lad" arseholes, isn't it.
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    yumtum DUX' bumchum

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    Stealing booze but got a brand new car. Classy.
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    Dirty Schwein Has a 'Best of Britney Spears' album

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    Were mad for that Proper 12
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    matherto ask me about our 50% off sale!

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    matherto ask me about our 50% off sale!

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    Possible that it's keyless and the guy had them in his pocket or something?

    Don't know why they were saying 'leave him in the car' though. Was obvious what would happen and there were enough people there to stop him if he kicked off.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Thought this was announcing a sequel to Crazy Taxi. :(
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    Mr Pigeon baldy fatty bum bum

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    French car, Steve. More like the new Bourne movie but one where he's really old and given up trying to do handbrake turns and fly down staircases. The final scene is just him on his own trying to play backgammon against himself and losing because he's forgotten where he is or what his children's faces look like.
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    SteveJ all-round nice guy, aka Uncle Joe Kardashian Scout

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    Story of my life, mate.
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    El-Manos Full Member

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    All those random cars that got hit, what an idiot. Hope they sue the shite out of him.
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    Tarrou Full Member

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    Not much point. They've probably got about £20 on a good day
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    No excuses for the individuals of course but sometimes it is safer to let the person go if they have the intent to flee the scene and are in a car to prevent others getting injured and further criminal damage, especially if they are the type to run around for petty crime.

    I noticed the car was heavily damaged and back window already smashed so clearly a lot had gone on before the video started both in and out of the store. The person was hardly going to get out with that crowd who were a mix of of antagonists and others shouting leave them in the car. The stores CCTV and reg plate would've been enough for the police and is what they are going off now anyway.

    I do wonder how terrible some of the general public are or whether we hear more of these incidents now because of social media.
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    VeevaVee despite the protests, wears Ugg boots Scout

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    I saw a woman who worked in Tesco jump into an open car window to try and get back a load of flowers some skets had just stolen. Was only a few months ago. They started reversing with her still hanging out the window, tip toeing along sideways. Fully expected them to floor it into the side of my car at that moment.
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    I bet they're gonna have a jolly Xmas day, what with all the free booze and all.
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    Mr Pigeon baldy fatty bum bum

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    :lol:
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    Any damage to the car, sir?
    Not a scratch at all, mate!
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    peridigm Full Member

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    Thought that shit only happened in America.
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    There would have bullets flying about if it was in the States.
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    peridigm Full Member

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    But only one car would have been damaged.
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    sglowrider Against Oral Equality

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    :lol::lol:

    Insurance companies would be happier for sure.
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    Precaution Full Member

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    I mean, the area it's in where i used to live (im in America thesedays) has its fairly regular weirdos, South Oxhey / Watford / Millend probably on par with the Moss Side area, im actually surprised no one did anything more than what the bystanders were doing, the people i know would of smashed the front window and made sure he wouldnt even of managed to drive off.
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    Abizzz Full Member

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    People like that should get a implant that disables all vehicles when they take place in a driver seat.

    Could have well run over a group of kids on her way out of the parking lot there.


    Scmu.
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    RedTillI'mDead A Key Tool

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    Based on my experience of the police managing to resolve or solve absolutely nothing in my life time, I'm guessing the driver will say she forgot to buy the alcohol....all the xmas stress...and was then attacked by a lynch mob and had no choice but to flee for her life....

    Case for criminal damage....unproven!