Love him or hate him. Scoring 1000 goals is a feat of strength. Even 950 is a feat of strength
Cristiano Ronaldo - 965/1000
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Not for me, Jeff. Four digits or no party.
This is not a pun, let's get this one straight first, but since I'm not watching the Saudi League regularly ,it's true that he scored 17 on 2024 and 15 in this 2025? sounds like his team creates a lot, or those numbers are totally fake.
These age of internet. Can you fake those stats? For a high profile player such as CR7?
I mean. Come on now
So many people suffering from CRDS.
Jokes aside, of course you can and in fact it's loaded with Twitter, Instagram posts with not that accurate stats, I've just came across a Facebook post talking about those numbers and sounded too much, but maybe it's the normal ouput for any top team on any league
Honestly, I don’t think this is healthy. His muscles are so defined that it looks like he’s dehydrating himself. But after all I’m a fat bastard so what do I know.
Him being what he is, he’s probably purposely dehydrated himself to take the picture. Looks about 5% bf there, but also completely drained, like he’s dehydrated.
Doesn’t look like an epitome of health, but certainly looks “stage ready”.
I bet you drink water like a chump
The caption says "after sauna", so that's probably it.
Where's his cock?
Up his own backside obviously
Dehydrated
He must have been in there hours
Nice slippers
At what level though?
His Saudi pro league goals shouldn't really count.
Haaland could be close to 1000 goals if he spent his entire career in Austria.
To me a record becomes a bit diminished if you achieve it miles off the top level.
Its like when someone becomes 'the world champion' in BDO when all the really good players are in another tournament.
He could have kept playing at a far far higher level, but he chose to take the money and play whatever Fifa is called now on beginner mode.
What’s BDO?
That doesn’t look great. If you look at how he was at 23/24 his body was far more aligned with that classic Greek ideal. This is overkill.
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That's petty. Sure it's Saudi. But he's doing it at 37 after scoring 850ish in the highest level.
That alone is already a feat of strength
And it's not like Europe rejects are going there and scoring boatloads
To be fair the leagues top scorer is Joao Felix who’s averaging more than a goal a game in the league, and was approx 1 in 5 from his move to Atletico Madrid until he left for Saudi
In his prime. What age was he? Ronie was 37 when he move there
Basically 38 as he signed a month before his birthday.
his used it for one of his abs
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He's 37 until he's 38.
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I tend to agree with this. It speaks to his uncontrollable ego that he was fixated on 1000 so he had to go find a level where he could still bang them in.
I'd be more impressed if he'd gone back to Sporting to finish his career and ending on 900 than I will be when he hits 1000 having played in a nothing league for the final 4 or 5 years of his career.
Al Akhdoud stood no chance
Or he could have retired after United when it was clear he was done at the very highest level
It doesn't really matter what he does in the twilight, his legacy was already set. Many great players don't play into their late 30s and it doesn't affect their legacy (R9, Dinho, Cantona, Zidane etc)
Nobody will care about his Saudi stint when it's all said and done. He'll be remembered as one of the greats
Al Nassr with an enviable 10-0 winning record so far this season
I still don't feel anything that's happened in Saudi bears weight regardless.
I'm actually surprised at the low level of the other teams, I thought Saudi were spending a lot on players? Or since the World Cup got won did they down tools? Can anyone shed some light why the leagues so piss poor after the first signing wave?
Ronaldo has a good attack around him in Felix, Mane and Coman.
It seems the next best are Al Hilal with Darwin Nuñez and Theo Hernandez (not even a forward)
Pretty wild is it just an empty league now with Al Nassr trying to bring players in?
I'm actually surprised at the low level of the other teams, I thought Saudi were spending a lot on players? Or since the World Cup got won did they down tools? Can anyone shed some light why the leagues so piss poor after the first signing wave?
Ronaldo has a good attack around him in Felix, Mane and Coman.
It seems the next best are Al Hilal with Darwin Nuñez and Theo Hernandez (not even a forward)
Pretty wild is it just an empty league now with Al Nassr trying to bring players in?
100% true. However this is not enough for him. He wants to be remembered as the greatest - to the point that he has become the worst of all things, a self-proclaimer (only Muhammad Ali can get away with this, maybe because of his megawatt charisma and sense of humour).
The issue is that CR simply won't be remembered as the greatest by the majority of people, because he's not a good enough all round footballer.
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He’ll be 75 years old with a zimmerframe standing in the box waiting for shots to deflect in off him.
Best goal he's ever scored.