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Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Ole read my post earlier and said “Haha feck Pexbo in particular”
Ole channeling his inner Owen while Pep is channeling his inner Moyes. One tells the obvious and the other is pessimistic. It's just us who's overreacting to it. He will play in Japan for Japoli.
This thread is currently viagra to me. I'm f5 ing while panging with the missus
Can he still do a job on the wing 
Ronnie, just see the CL groups and know we have the best shot. You know it makes sense
The potential for creative 180s in this thread is off the scale!
Above average sized day , eh mate
Thats a bit too much detail to share...
Don’t get too excited guys. It will end in tears
Well clearly we have opened our arms for him. If he goes to City he can truly get fecked. I'm so anxious right now
I'm working on mine right now!
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No it’s not. More details needed.
feck the DM and Bring Him Home
Can't stand paddy power but they've just nailed it with your average United fan
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Brady this Glazers!
Utd get everyone from that 03-09 era of playing staff to talk him round
Where the feck are we going to play him?
If he comes here, he's the GOAT.
If he goes to City, Messi's the GOAT and he's not even Top 5.
Simples!
If he goes to City, Messi's the GOAT and he's not even Top 5.
Simples!
This is what muppets live for.
As a number 9, I think he would still finish top scorer in the league if he joined any of last seasons top 6 clubs.
If Cavani is prioritizing internationals, and it will be basically next year before hes available for selection, ronaldo actually makes a lot of sense.
Great player for mason to learn from too.
For ronaldo? The guy that came back and led the team to its first post fergie league has got to be the ego booster for him. He'd be a legend.
If Cavani is prioritizing internationals, and it will be basically next year before hes available for selection, ronaldo actually makes a lot of sense.
Great player for mason to learn from too.
For ronaldo? The guy that came back and led the team to its first post fergie league has got to be the ego booster for him. He'd be a legend.
He's dead to me. I've burnt all his shirts. I've deleted all my photos kissing his statue in Madeira. Sign him up.
Not to put a dampener on that but after seeing the video it came across a little more vague to me than the quotes originally suggested. Almost like Ole saying let’s see what happens… if he’ll really join City given he’s a United “legend” or if he’ll go elsewhere.
Either way it's gonna explode. This thread has been active for like three straight days.
*sighs*
It would just be the wages which could be the sticking point. Let’s see
If he goes to City then he rejected United for our rivals. That for me would destroy his legacy.
Owen wanted to return to Liverpool but they didn’t want him. Fabregas wanted to return to Arsenal but they didn’t want him. Ronaldo going there if we want him is the biggest betrayal in football history.
Owen wanted to return to Liverpool but they didn’t want him. Fabregas wanted to return to Arsenal but they didn’t want him. Ronaldo going there if we want him is the biggest betrayal in football history.
Careful. You can lose a Willy doing that
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Somebody hold me.
Fergie could be the trump card that City simply don’t have.
Of course they are, he'd make a fortune for the club and it would be a huge relations boost with the fans. They know Ronaldo is worshipped at OT and if they got him back, they could easily spin it as "See, we care about United and will do all it takes to get us back to the top". It's whether they can keep it up into the coming seasons
Premium. Even if we signed him, we don't have the team to support him.
No.
Wow, you’re a good sport mate.
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