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Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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What the feck is this tempted bollocks. Just do it you tight bastards
I’m sorry but we can bin Cavani off if he’s not committed. CR7 again.
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Fergie send him a MMS: "Son, c'moan hame noo"
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Hold me. What a forward line.
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One of those days where the flight tracker is useless
Chooo chooooooooooooo!
Time to get that #7 shirt ordered now
or just scribble over my Cavani oneHold on to your zippers
If he joins United again I think a lot of people on here need to review their recent post history 
In any case, he is far better suited to us than City.
- doesn't need to fit into a complex tactical shape
- can play every single game he's fit for
- instead of being potentially disruptive in a dressing room, will be inspirational to a young team seeking an identity
In any case, he is far better suited to us than City.
- doesn't need to fit into a complex tactical shape
- can play every single game he's fit for
- instead of being potentially disruptive in a dressing room, will be inspirational to a young team seeking an identity
Cavani will be in Uruguay or quarantine all year, so just swap him for Ronaldo
We need a DM and RB before striker. Getting Ronaldo so he doesn't go to City may not be wise move, as Alexis didn't turn up to be.
Unpopular opinion: Haaland is another ibra and can feck off to psg or whatever. I'd give him up for two more years of CR7.
We're directly on the line with Mendes apparently. Ronald's plane will go in circles until he decides I guess.
It will be a tremendous for United from marketing point of view if they are able to steal Ronaldo from City. Even disregarding his value on the pitch, he's a massive brand worldwide and this will go down as a huge transfer.
If we get Ronaldo back my penis is going to evolve like a Pokémon in to something truly frightening.
Come on let’s sign Ronaldo!!!!
a gif that takes me back to the golden age of the Caf
He is fecking ours lads
Some bookies now have us as favourites to sign him
Romano the bandwagon jumper. @horsechoker will be disappointed by this news because it ruined his thread.
Come on Sky Sports, thats the easiest to answer!
The man united board holy sheeeeeet
Red flags.Ron is just using us for a new deal at Juve
I am literally struggling to work right now. Just completely sucked into this
Rumours doing the rounds that we turned him down. If true, just sums up what I've been saying for at least two years now: there is something very wrong at the heart of the club...
He’s our Tom Brady. He’s the goat that takes us to super bowl glory!
To be honest , Haaland has his eyes set to Spain. I don't think he want to join us either. Dealing with Mino is another pain. After everything, the money involved is going to very huge.
Would rather take Ronaldo now than waiting for Haaland next year assuming he will sign for us.
Fingers on zippers everyone.
How the hell am I meant to anything with my day ffs.
It felt like something was up when you started seeing reports that Pep didn't really want Ronaldo, like they were laying the groundwork
Lord Almight Jesus Herbert Walker Bush
My money is on a runway.
Erm Manchester obviously, but that doesn't help anything!
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