Cristiano Ronaldo | Signs for United! Fcuk City
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
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Ole having a tattoo is the biggest surprise so far today.Ole and Cristiano xx
This may feel like an unnecessary transfer but hey who cares it is Cristiano Ronaldo
Sancho will be an assist machine with Ronaldo up front
Anyone tracking his plane?
Don't you go to City son, don't you even think about it.
No midfield, just vibes 
the same ways as before mate... just go. we'll update the story for you here at redcafe..
I'm going to have so much fun seeing everyone claiming this would be a disaster signing for City, turn around and say this will be a brilliant signing for us
Without a doubt the most emotional transfer we have ever seen, from people burning shirts & disregarding him as a great to it being the greatest return ever.
Football, bloody hell
Football, bloody hell
They have new Ronaldinho.Bluemoon having a full on meltdown
Couldn’t get Kane, Messi preferred PSG and now look as if they have missed out on Ronaldo
LET'S EFFIN GO
Sancho to become Pencho
Looking forward to City pretending the deal was too expensive for them to do.
I already posted it few pages back!
Ronaldo's coming home?
Awkward
I. CANT. CONTAIN. MYSELF.
You're gonna find more people saying the opposite tbh.
Bruno, Solskjaer and Fergie have all reportedly spoken to Ronaldo about a return to Old Trafford.
He's coming home lads.
He's coming home lads.
It was obvious we were in for him from what Ole said. No way he’d have been so open about that if we didn’t want him. It may not be a sensible move in some ways, but it’s impossible not to be absolutely buzzing at the idea.
Fergie phone call : "Ok, listen. You join United or I'll throw my chewed up gums at your front door. I know this area like the back of me hand, don't tempt me."
Ronaldo : "Ok boss, I'm sorry"
Ronaldo : "Ok boss, I'm sorry"
I want this signed and sealed today.
Feck it let's just bring him home too.
Not to play or anything, but just to be our press secretary or something.
Is this supposed to be US presidents on Afghanistan?
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I'd agree with you but we are definitely in the minority.
i think i might faint.
The muppiest we have ever seen, and not even including our own. Who would ever have predicted ronaldo AND Messi would move in the same summer???
Glazers Tom Brady moment 
Can't keep up, this has turned into a matchday thread.
Exactly my thoughts.I'm not sure quite where Ronaldo fits into our squad, I have concerns about our wage structure and should we really be signing players at 35 when...
Ah who am I kidding! It's f**king Ronaldo! I feel 16 again, not been this excited about a potential transfer since like, Nani and Anderson
James routinely plays LWF.
Same with Sancho - LWF or RWF
Lingard came on and played LWF at the weekend
Pogba has been playing LWF since March
Should I keep going?
It's not mad to think Ronnie would be successful but the money is much better spent on other areas of the squad.
This is just one of those we couldn’t NOT do, regardless of where he’ll fit, whether we need him or anything like that. Sometimes you’ve just got to go with your heart and he is our legend and he’s coming home.
Track his fleet of cars more like!
I always had this weird feeling he would come. Biggest obstacle were our owners.
He will fit, nowadays he is a significantly better version of the best Martial.I'm not sure quite where Ronaldo fits into our squad, I have concerns about our wage structure and should we really be signing players at 35 when...
Ah who am I kidding! It's f**king Ronaldo! I feel 16 again, not been this excited about a potential transfer since like, Nani and Anderson
My issue is that I will never forgive his move to Madrid.
He IS RedRonaldo's son afterall!
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