Schmeichel's Cartwheel
Correctly predicted Italy to win Euro 2020
This lad has just joined from a mid-table Championship team and is instantly our top performer. Watching him massively out perform the likes of Rashford and Pogba actually pisses me off. Don't get me wrong, I'm delighted he's started so well, looks a player and a half, but he's just exposing our lazy complacent twats for the absolute frauds that they are. Pogba, Lingard, Rashford, Mata etc should be setting the example for this guy to follow, yet it's James himself setting the standard his "star" teammates can't keep up with.