Squires doesn't miss anything does he? The West Brom Boiler, Klopp's celebration, the Anfield pitch invader (with a pop from Salah's shoulder), the Cech 'bantz'.
Brilliant
David Squires In The Guardian | 21st Feb: The battle to take over Manchester United
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Squires doesn't miss anything does he? The West Brom Boiler, Klopp's celebration, the Anfield pitch invader (with a pop from Salah's shoulder), the Cech 'bantz'.
Brilliant
He nailed it this week but missed a trick not having him squeezing dry Nivea bottles rather than Lynx
Squires doesn't miss anything does he? The West Brom Boiler, Klopp's celebration, the Anfield pitch invader (with a pop from Salah's shoulder), the Cech 'bantz'.
Brilliant
No-one was born when Liverpool last won the league
This week's is brilliant. He's hilarious on Twitter too.
lovely stuff
He has turned into my favorite source for EPL-"News". I wish we had a sports Cartoonist a quarter as good as Squires in Germany.
Ok, what's that about Bristol Rovers Clubhouse?
The young guys listening to Jose's emo music
Absolutely. However, I have the feeling we do not have sports tabloids half as active as Britain, so they wouldn't be fed so well every week.
Ed wearing a “The Lighthouse Family” hoodie...
What’s with the fake eye thingy on Mou and Sounness?
A fishmonger in Kuwait was shutdown by the police for sticking googly eyes on their fish to make them appear 'fresher'...
amazing.Microwaving a shirt? What?
Emo Mourinho is truly great work by Squires.
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ions-league-big-guns-getting-ready-for-action
Like how the name of Mou's dog is Duncan
Like how the name of Mou's dog is Duncan
The last two weeks have been spectacular England’s biggest weapon - JT
Emo Mou is brilliant too.
England’s biggest weapon - JT Emo Mou is brilliant too.
The meaning didn't hit me until I read your post. Squires is a genius the way he gets all these references in week in, week out.This is peak Squires: https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/sep/25/david-squires-on-no-country-for-proper-football-men
Love the CW initials on Warnock’s jacket.
Love the CW initials on Warnock’s jacket.
Ah, a week without Emo Mourinho is a week lost.
Ben Kingsley following Pep everywhere is great though
Ben Kingsley following Pep everywhere is great though
Agreed on both counts! Klopp as Chigurgh is a nice touch as well.Ah, a week without Emo Mourinho is a week lost.
Ben Kingsley following Pep everywhere is great though
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...er-week-of-fun-and-games-at-manchester-united
Moody teenage Mourinho is definitely my favourite Squires character, and he has sunk to new childish lows
Moody teenage Mourinho is definitely my favourite Squires character, and he has sunk to new childish lows
The buffering United defence
Emourinho (Moyesinho! ) returns, but I anticipated more enjoyment than I got. I'm probably missing half of the references as usual. 
) returns, but I anticipated more enjoyment than I got. I'm probably missing half of the references as usual. Rival Scholes on the t shirt, that is pure comedy gold. Something I doubt many people will get..... beginning to think Squires is a closet emo himself!!
I wasn't aware of the Ian Wright video prior to this. If you want to get a little emotional click on the youtube link from the comments section.
And, no, I don't get the Rival Scholes reference.
And, no, I don't get the Rival Scholes reference.
Rival schools are an emo band, led by underground hardcore legend Walter Schreifels, suggest you check them out, the Scholes part is obvious
I will look them up. Yes, I've heard of that Scholes person!Rival schools are an emo band, led by underground hardcore legend Walter Schreifels, suggest you check them out, the Scholes part is obvious
I missed last week's Squires until now, only to find it has a Monty Python reference!
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ires-on-england-travels-in-the-nations-league
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...ires-on-england-travels-in-the-nations-league
A bit shit this week.
Thought that was good myself. Good will hunting refs, top marks.
Emou feels a little forced now.
Squires has become a parody of himself. The emo Jose pun has been used more times than Ashley Young at this stage. It is the same joke week in week out... Believing his own hype.
Jürgen and David Flanders though
If it wasn't for Conte saying "Dr Eva!" I would have thought it was supposed to be Michael Jackson
Squires is normally spot on with drawing likeness, but that one wasn't so obvious.
Squires is normally spot on with drawing likeness, but that one wasn't so obvious.
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