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The master of giving stupid fouls and high fives.
Just a very stupid footballer. Summed up by the shirt pull on Gordon in the corner.

The master of giving stupid fouls and high fives.
And he had the audacity to protest it. Gordon was going nowhere, the IQ it takes to make a foul there and then must be very lowGetting pinged by the ref for pulling the Newcastle players jersey when they're facing their own goal line with nowhere to go...
I completely lost it. I could've put my fist through my monitor I was so pissed off.
How the feck is he still playing for this club?!
I swear i was like that tooWe need to start giving players IQ tests before we sign them, and we'd avoid players like Dalot.
The funny thing is I said out loud "please don't foul him" when Gordon was facing his own corner flag, I knew full well what Dalot was about to do before he did it.

Then argued with the officials when he blatantly committed a foul. Pillock.I swear i was like that too![]()
We need to start giving players IQ tests before we sign them, and we'd avoid players like Dalot.
The funny thing is I said out loud "please don't foul him" when Gordon was facing his own corner flag, I knew full well what Dalot was about to do before he did it.
Another player who will inevitably survive another manager, because we are in a "bigger mess" and because he's the one who shows up as a good lad puting effort in the training. I can see him with his head down, running around mad around cones in the training to get into the lineup only to use 2 out of his 3 braincells on the match day.Getting pinged by the ref for pulling the Newcastle players jersey when they're facing their own goal line with nowhere to go...
I completely lost it. I could've put my fist through my monitor I was so pissed off.
How the feck is he still playing for this club?!
Unfortunately, him and Shaw will survive another summer under the "Least of our problems" clause.
Because he has never taken a successful long throwThis isn't really a criticism of Dalot - just something which confused me - but why the heck didn't United have Dalot take a long throw towards the end just before the goal? Instead of Malacia throwing it backwards.
Because he has never taken a successful long throw
It’s more because his supposedly replqcement is even worst when with us, like AWB. Then we have Maz with his fitness issue. And Dalot is actually decent if you have him as squad player. If we had a better RB and manager kept playing Dalot as RB, then we have a problem.Another player who will inevitably survive another manager, because we are in a "bigger mess" and because he's the one who shows up as a good lad puting effort in the training. I can see him with his head down, running around mad around cones in the training to get into the lineup only to use 2 out of his 3 braincells on the match day.
The day when we stop giving away contracts to mediocres like this is the day we might move forward, otherwise forever "top6"
He's a good player who if he could finish the chances he finds himself in, could be a really good one... Can't say he's great when his end product is so bad, but the movement is a big quality he has. Shame he's got 0 composure in front of goal.I think he’s a great player, an attacking right back with confidence and plenty of talent.
I think he’s a great player, an attacking right back with confidence and plenty of talent.
He’s got a good cross, solid dribbling, and a neat trivela. He can’t finish, but he’s a right back, so that’s not his main job, anyway I think he alright.He's a good player who if he could finish the chances he finds himself in, could be a really good one... Can't say he's great when his end product is so bad, but the movement is a big quality he has. Shame he's got 0 composure in front of goal.
Glad he's found form again though.
His crossing is bad. He just hits it hard and hope for the best. You can tell because his crosses tend to go long or they end up getting blocked by the first defender.He’s got a good cross, solid dribbling, and a neat trivela. He can’t finish, but he’s a right back, so that’s not his main job, anyway I think he alright.
He always looks so disappointed when he messes up it makes me laugh no matter how bad he did.Has that shot landed yet?
We've got to screen better to get/keep players with better footballing IQ than what Dalot has shown throughout his time here.
The funny part is when he took that egregious shot,
As soon as he took the touch, I told my dad, watch him shoot this from 30+ yards out.
Low and behold, he took it and a part of us died inside from despair of Dalot still doing silly things like that.
I mean, do the coaches encourage him? Because I'm perplexed as to how he has that kind of farcical effort in him now and then.