Bloody squatters
Does Amorim squat too much?
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'Ruben, give us a squat; Ruben, Ruben, give us a squat.'
I would prefer if he did burpees
Pretty sure he moves more in his technical area than some of our players.
Imagine those glutes though 
Not that surprising since you rarely find players in the coach technical area.
It is good for the bowel movement. It is known.
He keeps a healthy marriage. The wife's an interior designer so he keeps his interior tight.
He does squat in Adidas.
Possible Slavic ancestry?
Possible Slavic ancestry?
Squat is love?
Baby don’t hurt me…
Baby don’t hurt me…
It's a major worry.
Horsechoker creates the threads we're all thinking
Some people think "I shouldn't" but I think "why shouldn't I?"
His squat management and resistance of the press are exceptional.
One day his hips are gonna say no and he's going to have to stand. I assume this will be the day he retires.
Brings a new meaning to squeaky bum time.
Is it me or was he squatting less against Liverpool?
Do you even lift bro?
Must have Slavic blood.
Heels to the sky, western spy.
I remember the days when I could squat like that. What a legend.
Proper ATG
He must have great knee and hip mobility, both of which fade among those in their 40s and beyond if not used regularly.
I think you're right. He probably squats like 200 kilos. Is that too much - you tell me
He hasn't reached his 40's yet though, does that mean he's too old fpr us as his squatting prowess is going to decline, kinda like Casemiro
He hasn't reached his 40's yet though, does that mean he's too old fpr us as his squatting prowess is going to decline, kinda like Casemiro
That was my point. He's in good shape and "age" will probably be kind to him as he enters his 40s.
Shit. I'm worried now. Will be closely monitoring the quality of his squatting over the coming months.
I threw all my chairs in the garbage after reading this page.
Completely understandable. I didn't because I haven't been able to squat since '92 but I back your decision 100%.
Slavic Red
I can still get down and squat, even in my 60's, getting back up again is an entirely different kettle of fish though!
What is this fake Gopnik shit, blyat?
Incorrect form. Heels must be on ground at all times.
Correct form:
Incorrect form. Heels must be on ground at all times.
Correct form:
Our new front 3?Correct form:
He doesn't have the Squat for that formation, he needs to recruit a new pair of Trainers and pants.What is this fake Gopnik shit, blyat?
Incorrect form. Heels must be on ground at all times.
Correct form:
Zirkzee must look amazing from that angle
He just shift perspectives during games to see if the things going on in front of him is for real.
Or his just love the smell of grass. I heard it popular in Lissabon. Grass that is.
Or his just love the smell of grass. I heard it popular in Lissabon. Grass that is.
A bit naive to think just because he squatted like that in Portugal that he'd be able to carry that on in the Premier league. Squatting in the Premier League is a completely different ball game.
He needs to drink more vodka, blyat
Early avoidance of hemorrhoid's me thinks
Can he squat on a cold rainy night away at Stoke, that's what I want to know.
What is this fake Gopnik shit, blyat?
Incorrect form. Heels must be on ground at all times.
Correct form:
Weird how just having your heels on the floor makes you go from looking normal to looking like an absolute crack head
