Does Ralf Rangnick shrug his shoulders too much?

[Stobzilla]

Finding his form. Good press conference, giving the appropriate amount of shoulder shrugging to the tabloid stuff, and focusing on the relevant.

He shrugs his shoulders way too much. Irritating.

Here we see what scientists call "the duality of shrug"

We see one of his bigger critics in the Manchester United forum praising the amount of shrugging he achieved in today's press conference.

Yet RedSky, in a completely un-edited post that is presented in it's full intended context has suggested that he is irritated by said shrugging.

What say you Caf ?

 

[buckooo1978]

shrugs not drugs

 

[Chairman Steve]

He’s exercising his traps


So he can carry this shambles of a club more comfortably

 

[Stobzilla]

shrugs not drugs

Generally I would agree with this, but sometimes drugs are REALLY good.

 

[dinostar77]

What a pointless thread

 

[Stobzilla]

He’s exercising his traps


So he can carry this shambles of a club more comfortably

#trapsoutglazersout

 

[CallyRed]

I was expecting this to be a @horsechoker thread

 

[Samid]

Wrong account @horsechoker

 

[Stobzilla]

What a pointless thread

You are right, perhaps I should have made one further discussing about Bruno Fernandes sending Jay-Z level subliminal disses to Harry Maguire through Twitter?

Worthwhile things that a completely normal person would discuss.

 

[Stobzilla]

I was expecting this to be a @horsechoker thread

Wrong account @horsechoker

I gave him 3 hours, if he is going to ignore potential thread of the year material and not act on it then I will.

 

[Red Shorts]

Must get uncomfortable carrying the weight of this pile of shit on his shoulders.

 

[peridigm]

Surprised it has taken so long for this thread to be created. You all should be ashamed.

 

[Dante]

This is why I never wanted Rangnick. Poor shoulder mobility is supposed to be a part of the United DNA.

 

[VP89]

Feel like he doesn't shrug his shoulders enough

 

[Stobzilla]

This is why I never wanted Rangnick. Poor shoulder mobility is supposed to be a part of the United DNA.

That was the tagline we had during Ole's first summer wasn't it?

Youth. Courage. Knackered Rotator-Cuffs.

 

[RedSky]

Here we see what scientists call "the duality of shrug"

We see one of his bigger critics in the Manchester United forum praising the amount of shrugging he achieved in today's press conference.

Yet RedSky, in a completely un-edited post that is presented in it's full intended context has suggested that he is irritated by said shrugging.

What say you Caf ?

 

[horsechoker]

I gave him 3 hours, if he is going to ignore potential thread of the year material and not act on it then I will.

I worry about angering the redcafe mods, there are stories that they like to kick posters across the kitchen

 

[Dante]

That was the tagline we had during Ole's first summer wasn't it?

Youth. Courage. Knackered Rotator-Cuffs.

 

[Red Shorts]

Didn't Ole do it a lot too?

 

[FrankDrebin]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[adexkola]

You are right, perhaps I should have made one further discussing about Bruno Fernandes sending Jay-Z level subliminal disses to Harry Maguire through Twitter?

Worthwhile things that a completely normal person would discuss.

Bruno gave Maguire half a bar?

 

[soapythecat]

Depends as to where he were to leave for. If, we don’t make top 4 and he moves to say City, then it suggests we haven’t been able to match his ambitions whilst others think he’s clearly still capable - not a great look for us.
If, he were to leave and head to the MLS for example the I’d suggest he’s acknowledged his time at the very top is done.
I don’t see him leaving for another PL club (don’t think City would touch him now). PSG I very much doubt and I can’t see a club in Spain paying his wages. Would he go to Italy?
He will be at United next season.

 

[Stobzilla]

Bruno gave Maguire half a bar?

He just over half ether'd him.

Wait just over half Ether?

E.T.H

ten Hag confirmed.

 

[USREDEVIL]

I’ll need to see some stats and compare to pep and klopp.

 

[Stobzilla]

I’ll need to see some stats and compare to pep and klopp.

Ralf is at 7.41xSRG p/90

Don't know how this compares

 

[mavradal]

He's German, he hates bullshit questions that are only intended to cause more drama.

 

[BootsyCollins]

Why is this even a thread?ple
its amazing the lenghts you guys goes to to complainse
Just support the team and shut upbi
”Fans” like yourself should be ashamedte

 

[RedDevil05]

I love Ralfie baby's shoulder shrugs, I got sucked in during his first presser and now I just tune in for the shrugs, it's the only thing worth watching with this club atm

 

[Hansi Fick]

Here we see what scientists call "the duality of shrug"

We see one of his bigger critics in the Manchester United forum praising the amount of shrugging he achieved in today's press conference.

Yet RedSky, in a completely un-edited post that is presented in it's full intended context has suggested that he is irritated by said shrugging.

What say you Caf ?

I meant it in a non-literal way, in that I think the matter-of-factly way in which he treated the tabloid stuff as irrelevant and anyway outside his focus of attention was appropriate. Didn't even cross my mind whether he actually physically shrugged his shoulders, though thinking about it, yeah he does that a lot?

Probably to signify that Man United's problems are not his problems

 

[Redlyn]

Why is this even a thread?ple
its amazing the lenghts you guys goes to to complainse
Just support the team and shut upbi
”Fans” like yourself should be ashamedte

Tbf the amount of shrugging is quite frankly unacceptable. He needs to learn how to tone it down. I think it's treatable so there is hope.

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

It's the blinking that gets me.

 

[stevoc]

Of course.

 

[horsechoker]

It's the blinking that gets me.

Morse code?

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Morse code?

I don't think so. When I watched today's press conference the blinks spelled out k-i-l-l-h-o-r-s-e-c-h-o-k-e-r but that's the same thing the voices say to me, so it must be something else.

 

[USREDEVIL]

Saw him shuffling his feet on his way into the tunnel. Just sayin

 

[chiz2kul]

What a pointless thread

slow day on redcafe

 

[Moston Red]

love a good shrug, especially with 50kg dumbbells

 

[Fanta Stick]

He is not even French. Strange man.

 

[Walters_19_MuFc]

My response to this thread is me shrugging my shoulders.

 

[studs]

The poor man can't even shrug in peace.