Devil_forever
You're only young once, you can be immature f'ever
He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
Newcastle have a world class striker who plays week in week out. He’d be going there to replace Wilson, another injury prone striker who, on his day, is decent.He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
He'd be a depressing signing for West Ham yet alone for a club like Manchester United.
He was on roughly 100k at Everton. Given its his last big payday probably he will likely want higher wages or a big fat sign on fee. The idea he will take a cut deal or even a pay per play deal is utterly absurd, have a word with yourself.
So whoever takes him will probably be paying 120-150k a week due to no transfer fee for 4-5 years. If your being generous you could say as a back up to score 3-7 goals it's costly but maybe they could prove vital this season.
But what happens 2-3 years later when his body is even less capable than now snd still only scoring a few goals. He will have no resale value and no one will pay a fee nor the wages to move him on. You'll be stuck just like you are with so many players with a low scoring striker on reasonable money for 2-3 years.
And finally, is one in something like 5.5 goals good enough? Surely there has to be someone younger/fitter out there on a modest transfer fee but lower wages capable of that sort of return. And even if it does go wrong, you'd still get *some* transfer value back and it's not just totally sunk costs.

He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
If there is any truth to this story, then we might just as well put all of the scouting department up for the next bout of redundancies.
After getting knock backs from Delap and Gyokeres, the next best option that a global network of scouts can put forward is Calvert-Lewin?
I'm in the same line of thinking, the reports are that he's been offered to us, not that we've initiated the contact to sign him.I highly doubt if there was any truth in you going for DCL it would be to be your main striker.
Stupidity you say? Should go hand in hand with United. That'll be his dominant position of course it will. But don't be surprised to see him playing up top at some points during the season. With Hojlund flopping, Zirkzee not an out and out striker and Obi still young who else? Rashford? Mbuemo may be if he signs.Whatever else we do we will not be playing Cunha up top. He is coming in to be the left sided 10 in this system which is the role he has excelled in for Wolves, it would be peak stupidity to sign him and promptly play him in another position.
He was obviously not being looked at as our main striker ffs.they’re getting him as Isaak cover. We’re looking for a main striker.
Decent is a stretch at the moment. Potential to be decent... possibly. His first touch and hold up play are abysmal even for someone his age. Not gambling on crosses is a big issue too. Are you suggesting Watkins coming in will develop Hojlund?He is a decent player though, he’s been unfairly thrust into an impossible situation really. If he hadn’t been put in as Uniteds no.9 at 20 years old who knows how his career would have went. Look at Etitike, went to PSG and flopped, now people want to spend €100m on him. Gancalo Ramos is another. He needs time to develop, preferably with a season PL striker ahead of him, such as Watkins but not DCL.
I’d take him as a back if we already had a world class striker leading the line like Newcastle.He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
Why?If there is any truth to this story, then we might just as well put all of the scouting department up for the next bout of redundancies.
After getting knock backs from Delap and Gyokeres, the next best option that a global network of scouts can put forward is Calvert-Lewin?
Could certainly see Mbuemo there more readily than Cunha. Amad can slot is as the right 10 with Dalot behind. Not my preferred option but it does offer balance if we need to play him up top.Stupidity you say? Should go hand in hand with United. That'll be his dominant position of course it will. But don't be surprised to see him playing up top at some points during the season. With Hojlund flopping, Zirkzee not an out and out striker and Obi still young who else? Rashford? Mbuemo may be if he signs.
Was about to post similar, what on earth have I stumbled upon?People somehow trying to justify how this could possibly make sense
Absolutely unbelievable
Start a trend calling him Domo like Trent... shudderCan we just call him DCL? Name is too long for his contributions.
I'd expect to see Mbeumo up there before Cunha. Partly due to thinking he's more suited to the role, and partly due to having a better option to replace him (Amad obviously).Stupidity you say? Should go hand in hand with United. That'll be his dominant position of course it will. But don't be surprised to see him playing up top at some points during the season. With Hojlund flopping, Zirkzee not an out and out striker and Obi still young who else? Rashford? Mbuemo may be if he signs.
Nobody in their right mind thinks that we were signing him as anything other than to be a back up and to add depth. He's a prem striker, has had a couple of good seasons, those for free aren't something we can afford to turn down right now but of course we'll pass up on him.they’re getting him as Isaak cover. We’re looking for a main striker.
The move doesn't make sense on any level !!! Any possible value he has is as a back-up striker but can he even stay healthy enough to fulfil that role.People somehow trying to justify how this could possibly make sense
Absolutely unbelievable
Sorry, is he playing ahead of their WC striker?He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
No.Why?
United need a striker, don't have a huge amount of money to spend, seems evident we are looking at players who know the league well, that narrows down the selection quite a bit...
Is he the perfect player? No, not by a long shot.
Can he score, yes, fitness issues aside, DCL is actually a very decent player, not prolific but works hard, holds up play well and is good with both feet and in the air.
People somehow trying to justify how this could possibly make sense
Absolutely unbelievable
A free transfer on a basic wage with appearance bonuses wouldn't be a bad signing especially if Hoijlund,.Rashford, Antony, Garnacho, Sancho all leave.
We'd still need another striker on top of this plus Mbuemo.
I'm most concerned about his injury record. Newcastle can handle losing him for a few months at a time each seasonHe’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
He's awful. For the wages he'd likely want I wouldn't take him even for free. Even at 100k a week he's a rip off.A free transfer on a basic wage with appearance bonuses wouldn't be a bad signing especially if Hoijlund,.Rashford, Antony, Garnacho, Sancho all leave.
We'd still need another striker on top of this plus Mbuemo.
the bloke who plays for Warrington?I'd rather sign noone than him.
Easily!the bloke who plays for Warrington?
We weren’tThis is how far we have fallen. We should never ever been linked with him in the first place.
Pretty much, we finished 15th so we have higher standards than Newcastle apparently.He’s Newcastle bound. So good enough for a champions league club but not us?
I would only take him IF we got a Watkins/Mateta tooThis would be an absolutely tragic signing and highly indicative of the type of peril United are in if this is really the best solution they can muster.