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Not a bad guy (Whale Killer)
If we thinking of signing him as a free agent we might as well sign Jonathan David who is way better than this guy.
Sander BergeOne of those agent driving signings to try and encourage other suitors.
Like when the press thought we were so desperate for a defensive CM we were linked with a Burnley guy I can't even remember the name of.
Cue much chortling from ABUs before funnily enough it was proven to be nothing in it.
This is my take.There was a period when I thought he was a decent talent, he was even on the bench during the Euro 2020 where I thought he could have been used more.
That said he is injured as much as Shaw and Mount so it makes zero sense to go anywhere near him.
According to the athletic he's been the most underperforming player when xG is taken into account.I know xG talk is dull, but I've never seen a striker underperform it so spectacularly for so long.
For the last 3 Premier League seasons, most recent first:
Per 90
17 games - XG 9 - Goals 3
24 games - XG 14 - Goals 7
13 games - XG 7 - Goals 2
Might be the least clinical striker in football. If he was even an average finisher he'd be worth moving for.
Feel like Juve probably have done it.Is this the sort of thing that ever happens in real life?
Yeah he's never had a season in his top-flight career where he hasn't undered it.According to the athletic he's been the most underperforming player when xG is taken into account.
That's some record. All kinds of players with long and illustrious careers of spaffing chances don't come anywhere close... Werner, Sterling, Welbeck, nobody's getting near 25. Havertz is Gerd Muller in comparison.Yeah he's never had a season in his top-flight career where he hasn't undered it.
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Seems a crazy stat. I wonder if there's any other forwards out there who can match it (not Darwin or N.Jackson, they were the first two I checked)
One of those agent driving signings to try and encourage other suitors.
Like when the press thought we were so desperate for a defensive CM we were linked with a Burnley guy I can't even remember the name of.
Cue much chortling from ABUs before funnily enough it was proven to be nothing in it.
Sander Berge
DCL is a better player. Smith in the Butt role was septic. Excuse any punsCalling Alan Smith a wtf signing! What the actual f...
This is my take.
I honestly thought he was about to explode around that time - a 15-goal season, followed by a 21-goal season, led the line well, was superb in the air, didn’t seemed dazed by playing international football.
Then seemed to be constantly injured, and even when he did play he rarely scored; that’s a pretty fatal combination.
I can see the appeal, just as loads of managers thought they could be the one to get Ravel Morrison to be as good for them as he’d always threatened to be, a fit and firing Calvert-Lewin would be a fine player.
But even if he’s fit, he doesn’t look particularly good anymore.
Good post. He’d still be our best forward in the post Zlatan era thoughThat's some record. All kinds of players with long and illustrious careers of spaffing chances don't come anywhere close... Werner, Sterling, Welbeck, nobody's getting near 25. Havertz is Gerd Muller in comparison.
Eddie Nketiah looks on pace to go somewhere close, but he'd need to find maybe 3-5 more seasons of somehow both being shit and getting first choice striker minutes in the Prem...
I did find one, though...
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Smith was doing ok until the dirty scousers broke his legDCL is a better player. Smith in the Butt role was septic. Excuse any puns
That's fair. Wasn't too up to date regarding his current fitness level. Assumed a bit too much he was a returning player, but if it's more Shaw or Mount like, then it's a bad idea, of course.You talk about a back up - which is fine, but this guy is never fit. So when we would need him, he most likely wouldn’t be available.
So it’s a complete non starter.
Thankfully this is just random speculation. I don’t believe there is any truth in it.
My memory is hazy. I remember him being scrappy and having the same Rooney inside of the foot switch the to the wings over and over. I thought he was really aggressive but not top. Viduka and Kewel and Milner were better players than him.Smith was doing ok until the dirty scousers broke his leg
Thought he was superb in the match where we pummelled Roma
Since XG is also a bit of finding yourself in the right positions, how does his amount of XG compare to other strikers? It doesn't look too high, but based on minutes and such I wonder if it would show that while his finishing isn't great, he looks decent at finding himself in those positions?According to the athletic he's been the most underperforming player when xG is taken into account.
I’d agree with that. Viduka and Kewell did well for Leeds. But smith was a solid player. Just not a mark hughes or Andy Cole for United. In midfield he was ok if partnered with the right person just not top class. A good squad player reallyMy memory is hazy. I remember him being scrappy and having the same Rooney inside of the foot switch the to the wings over and over. I thought he was really aggressive but not top. Viduka and Kewel and Milner were better players than him.
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He probably won't get that anywhereI'll be really interested to see who picks him up. He will likely be wanting c. 100k in wages.
He probably won't get that anywhere
I mean Saudi sure. I don't think any of the top clubs offer it to him though. Maybe United? But Dorgu just came in on like 40k a week or so, it looks like we are shifting a bit. There's space for a Wilson at that wage who is stil very good when fit but DCL was a crock and now he can't hit a barn door, I don't think anyone punts on him unless it's a cheap deal..Don't underestimate the daftness of football clubs.
West Ham, Newcastle and Forest were all PL clubs that were apparently keeping an eye on him.I mean Saudi sure. I don't think any of the top clubs offer it to him though. Maybe United? But Dorgu just came in on like 40k a week or so, it looks like we are shifting a bit. There's space for a Wilson at that wage who is stil very good when fit but DCL was a crock and now he can't hit a barn door, I don't think anyone punts on him unless it's a cheap deal..
I mean Saudi sure. I don't think any of the top clubs offer it to him though. Maybe United? But Dorgu just came in on like 40k a week or so, it looks like we are shifting a bit. There's space for a Wilson at that wage who is stil very good when fit but DCL was a crock and now he can't hit a barn door, I don't think anyone punts on him unless it's a cheap deal..