- 33 years old
- Hasn't played in 7 months. Prior to that had Neymar and Mbappe feeding him, and struggled in the Uber Eats league, against shite opposition
- Has no pace at all, historically is not clinical at all, and completely goes against our counter attacking 4231 shite we are so insistent on playing.
Yet, let's give him our iconic number 7 shirt. Even more hilarious since we brought him in last minute. How far down the pecking order must he have been? Considering he was a free agent and signed on deadline day?
Absolutely fuming at our club. Cavani and his agent must be out celebrating tonight, as they have completely pulled one over on us due to our incompetence in the transfer market.