As others have said, despite the wealth of talent at disposal, we're tedious to watch. Tempted to posit that if it wasn't for third-place lucky losers meaning group stage elimination is virtually impossible, we wouldn't get out the group. Even with that, I still think there is a serious chance of us coming last. Depends on Scotland / England match.
We never start tourneys well, so expect a draw in the first game. Lose to Scotland next and squeaky bum time ensues. I'd be pissed off, but it'd be hilarious at the same time.