Oh man, everyone are so positive and upbeat!
I for one am fkn hyped about next season for many reasons, but here's what i think will happen next season, and leading up to the season.
Signings: Daniel James, Wan-Bissaka, Bruno Fernandes, Ruben Dias.
Players out: Romelu Lukaku, Alexis Sanches, Matteo Darmian, Antonio Valencia, Marcus Rojo.
Short summary events:
1) David De Gea agrees to terms with the club on a new contract. Talks are ongoing and the player will eventually settle to a new and improved deal.
2) Paul Pogba wont find a suitor who can afford the clubs £150m asking price - and thus remains with the club.
3) Fans keep raving about Jesse Lingard, Marcus Rashford and more having a side business and a social media profile in a generation where everyone has a social media profile. "Focus on playing football" "Maybe if he spent as much time practicing as he spends taking selfies" "I HATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE GARBAGE" - Manchester United Fan, Twitter/Facebook/Instagram 2019/2020. Thus a decree is made that only fans are allowed on the internet, or to have friends. Football players are only allowed out of their ballpit captivity for extended practice and matches. Family visitations twice per year.
4) A new song is made about Phelans shorts
5) Fans will blame Ed Woodwards perceived incompetence for not signing everyone they targeted.
6) Rampant negativity to be replaced with astonishing positivity every time a match is lost or won
7) The more negatively inclined fans will call for Ole's head if we are outside of top4 after 5 games played. "Amateur manager!" "Should have waited, then hired someone better" "Everyone are clueless" "I would do a better job" "&%#!&/!%"!"
8) Everyone loses their minds when JLingz promotes a product amidst a period of 2 successive losses - Calls for the player to be sold.
9) Everyone hates on Ashley Young, bench or no bench
10) Everyone hates on everyone who are not having career seasons
11) Mason Greenwood has a breakout season - Scores 10 PL goals in the 2019/2020 campaign
12) Marcus Rashford scores 15 goals
13) Paul Pogba scores 13 goals, sets new assist personal best - Still dances, still has fancy hair
14) Daniel James has first career goal against Liverpool - 3-1 away victory
15) Manchester United wins the Europa League
16) Bruno Fernandes becomes a fan favorite
17) Team loses both matches against Manchester City - team gets blames for being clueless, Ole don't know what tactics are, and everyone on the team are overpaid a**holes
18) Man United wins first 5 matches in the season. Tops the Premier League table after 8 rounds. Gets relegated to 2nd place after losing 1-2 to Liverpool at Old Trafford Oct 19th.
19) Manchester United finishes the Premier League in 3rd at the conclusion of the season. Fans calls for Ole to be fired for mid season struggles that see the team fall out of title contention. Phil Neville tells everyone off. Everyone gets offended for being told off by Phil Neville.
20) Manchester United gets beat out of the League Cup in the quarter finals.
21) Manchester United wins the FA cup over Arsenal. Paul Pogba scores twice, Marcus Rashford once. Ashley Young scores own goal.
22) Manchester United finally appoints a director of football to start work in 2020/2021