Facts about football that shouldn't be true - but are

50 years ago this year and 1973 prior to that and then 1964 - in my lifetime it's happened only 3 times and I'm over 60!
Hopefully this is one of those years since were both out.
 
Between 2017 and 2022 Chelsea reached 5 FA cup finals, including three in a row, but only won one of those finals.
 
Guardiola as a manager has been at Man City longer than his time at Barcelona and Bayern combined.
 
I don’t think there has been any goals scored by the opposition after Wataru Endo has been subbed on.Definitely not when he’s come on and Liverpool are winning. Has to be at least 15-20 matches. A true closer
 
There’s only two English managers in the Prem. Eddie and the late comer Gran. I guess all the English footballing geniuses have been relegated to the messsge boards, ha ha.

Edit: and the soon to be relegated Ipswich fella.Hmm
 
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There’s only two English managers in the Prem. Eddie and the late comer Gran. I guess all the English footballing geniuses are all on the messsge boards, ha ha.
And United haven't has one in the 21st Century - interim aside
 
There’s only two English managers in the Prem. Eddie and the late comer Gran. I guess all the English footballing geniuses have been relegated to the messsge boards, ha ha.

Edit: and the soon to be relegated Ipswich fella.Hmm
Think McKenna is from Northern Ireland, British but not English
 
Has an English manager ever won the Prem? Incredible (and embarrassing) stat.
No.

The last one to win the English top flight was Howard Wilkinson just before the Premier league was formed. Shocking really.
 
Has an English manager ever won the Prem? Incredible (and embarrassing) stat.

An England fan, but whenever I see likes of Carragher, Rednapp, Richards, Neville, Scholes spitting poor football takes on the TV, I understand why England never make good managers
 
An England fan, but whenever I see likes of Carragher, Rednapp, Richards, Neville, Scholes spitting poor football takes on the TV, I understand why England never make good managers
Or reading message boards, ha ha. Ever listen to this dufus, Stephen Howsen? I mean, I appreciate his Redness and all, but christ, sometimes the guy spouts such idiocy, I laugh outloud. And isn’t he a manager of some lower division manc side? An English pal I have here in Colombia used to tell me, that the first thing the English youth coaches would’ve done to Anthony Valencia is force him to be two footed and turn him into a perfect League 2 footballer. Would hear it parroted on here over and over as well.

Paul Scholes: Anthony Valencia is not and never will be a right back.

Jose Mourinho: Anthony Valencia is among the best right backs in the world.
 
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It is a fact that United has 3 players in top 10 on this list, and that should not be true:



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Or reading message boards, ha ha. Ever listen to this dufus, Stephen Howsen? I mean, I appreciate his Redness and all, but christ, sometimes the guy spouts such idiocy, I laugh outloud. And isn’t he a manager of some lower division manc side? An English pal I have here in Colombia used to tell me, that the first thing the English youth coaches would’ve done to Anthony Valencia is force him to be two footed and turn him into a perfect League 2 footballer. Would hear it parroted on here over and over as well.

Paul Scholes: Anthony Valencia is not and never will be a right back.

Jose Mourinho: Anthony Valencia is among the best right backs in the world.
How is training Valencia's left foot a bad thing? Kind of defeats the point of English coaches being backward if they recognise two-footedness as a good thing to have?
 
He was born in England, raised in Northern Ireland.
Ye someone already corrected me on that, had no idea.

Does he consider himself Northern Irish?

If he ever won the prem would people consider him the first English manager to do so?
 
Ye someone already corrected me on that, had no idea.

Does he consider himself Northern Irish?

If he ever won the prem would people consider him the first English manager to do so?
I don't think it really matters tbh.
 
Think McKenna is from Northern Ireland, British but not English

Being from NI does not automatically mean you are British.

Don't know or particularly care what McKenna sees himself as, but even being born in England isn't a clincher as it'd probably be Irish parents.

It matters more than it probably should, but it matters.
 
How is training Valencia's left foot a bad thing? Kind of defeats the point of English coaches being backward if they recognise two-footedness as a good thing to have?
I think it goes on to a much more orthodox, subtle point of leaving players be sometimes. Some players thrive on being one footed and must be left alone, or have other quirks from the streets and playgrounds that shouldn't be coached out of them, because of orthodox coaching. It may seem to not make sense. If Valencia has made it to Man United levels, or Maradona has made it to god levels, it's because they were left alone to one foot it in natural ways. I mean, why bang on about Valencia's lack of a left foot, when he's probably the greatest footballer Ecuador has ever produced and has Mourninho labeling him as at one time the best right back in football. It's because he is unorthodox and one footed, and thank god god someone didn't coach it out of him and let him flourish as be.
 
I think it goes on to a much more orthodox, subtle point of leaving players be sometimes. Some players thrive on being one footed and must be left alone, or have other quirks from the streets and playgrounds that shouldn't be coached out of them, because of orthodox coaching. It may seem to not make sense. If Valencia has made it to Man United levels, or Maradona has made it to god levels, it's because they were left alone to one foot it in natural ways. I mean, why bang on about Valencia's lack of a left foot, when he's probably the greatest footballer Ecuador has ever produced and has Mourninho labeling him as at one time the best right back in football. It's because he is unorthodox and one footed, and thank god god someone didn't coach it out of him and let him flourish as be.
I mean, he can still use his right foot though?
 
Being from NI does not automatically mean you are British.

Don't know or particularly care what McKenna sees himself as, but even being born in England isn't a clincher as it'd probably be Irish parents.

It matters more than it probably should, but it matters.
Ye I agree, my wife is from Belfast and considers herself Irish/Northern Irish, but not British.

She holds dual nationality but has not had a British passport in years.
 
I mean, he can still use his right foot though?
Obviously, and he does. But he is very unorthodox and extremely right footed, and it seemed to bother loads of posters as to always be banging on about it. His success is because of this, and has not been hindered as one may think. I think what my pal was going on about is that English youth coaches would not have allowed to let him flourish naturally and would have hand cuffed him, so to speak, whereas coaching in Latin America is much more open to quirks and street habits.
 
It is a fact that United has 3 players in top 10 on this list, and that should not be true:



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Why do I feel like Quenda has only been included in there because United have been heavily linked with him? :lol: That feels a bit harsh given he's a wing-back (and 17 years old at that).

That's quite mad that Lindstrom is so far ahead of anyone else though. 75 games as a winger with no goals is diabolical.
 
It's embarrassing really. Especially when I hear pundits go on about foreign managers having to learn the English game. Looks like English managers need to learn the game even more
 
It's embarrassing really. Especially when I hear pundits go on about foreign managers having to learn the English game. Looks like English managers need to learn the game even more
Still think the greatest manifestation of English footie were the invincibles with a French manager and almost zero English footballers. Weird
 
Why do I feel like Quenda has only been included in there because United have been heavily linked with him? :lol: That feels a bit harsh given he's a wing-back (and 17 years old at that).

That's quite mad that Lindstrom is so far ahead of anyone else though. 75 games as a winger with no goals is diabolical.

He's been playing as a winger since Amorim left
 
Still think the greatest manifestation of English footie were the invincibles with a French manager and almost zero English footballers. Weird
The greatest manifestations of English footie had a Scottish manager
 
The 2010/11 Serie A winning AC MIlan side featuring Zlatan, Seedorf, Pirlo, Nesta, Thiago Silva and Gattuso were knocked out of the Champions League by Harry Redknapp's Spurs, with Peter Crouch scoring the only goal of the tie.
 
The 2010/11 Serie A winning AC MIlan side featuring Zlatan, Seedorf, Pirlo, Nesta, Thiago Silva, Pirlo and Gattuso were knocked out of the Champions League by Harry Redknapp's Spurs, with Peter Crouch scoring the only goal of the tie.
You mentioned Pirlo twice.