Fan Channel Fatigue (self-indulgent post alert)

I watch Paddock and occasionally Stephen Howson but I get he's not everyone's cup of tea.

Can't stand the Goldbridge stuff or any of the copycat channels that followed in his wake. The guy knows feck all about football.
 
So watching Andy Mitten's fantastic interview with Joe on Stretford Paddock, it suddenly occurred to me why I am going through an extended period of fan channel fatigue, particularly during the transfer season. So many of these channels (United Stand, United View to an extent, Alice Talks Football, FUTV) are simply servicing the same obsessive pulses that fuel my social media addiction. They are serving up oral clickbait, which the Youtube algorithm then leverages to push me on to the next video (I know this isn't exactly a profound take.)

So why did the Mitten interview change that? Because the very reason I started watching the United Stand during the pandemic was that it offered me a virtual (albeit non-participative) chance to engage in the fan discussion and debate. For a Canadian United fan who has never set foot in Manchester, it was nice to be able to eavesdrop on the kind of discussions I always imagined taking place in the pubs after the game. This is why I still like to watch the fans forum on United Stand, where the likes of Ricky (despite some outlandish takes) discuss what they've seen on the pitch (tellingly Goldbridge is never part of these.) It's why I check out Talk of The Devils (despite Anka and Mitten being hard watches at times.) Hearing Mitten talk today about the difficulty in choosing the greatest 25 players was fascinating; a window into the thought process of a life-long fan, the likes of whom I never get the chance to meet in person. When he talked about the joy of producing his magazine, it came across as 100% authentic.

The transfer updates on the aforementioned channels offer none of this nuance; instead it's Alice recycling the words of parasites like Romano, or Beth chatting with Ben Jacobs, who basically spends the whole time saying that he gets the fan frustration but that he has nothing to report (so why get him on the show?) It's Goldbridge spewing manufactured rage with increasingly forced analogies. It's the same watching those channels where fans of the big 6 (Abby Summers, Flex, Rory, etc.) just relentlessly banter each other to the point where you feel like you're watching a live-action reenactment of an IG comments section.

A while back I started to alter my Instagram habits, clicking on recipes, guitar videos and cute pet clips, in an attempt to game the algorithm. Recently, I have been trying to do the same with United online content; more Talk of The Devils (and Stretford Paddock when the the likes of McKola and Howson aren't on); less United Stand. Anyways, apologies for the long, self-indulgent post!

I've got time for the likes of Mitten, Whitwell, Critchley et al. Less so for Anka since he seems to cosplay a master tactician despite never apparently playing the game, which quickly gets annoying.

On Stretford Paddock, I can tolerate it for short bits if Jay or Joe are doing most of the talking, but at the end of the day all they're doing is regurgitating paper talk for content. The best epsiodes are when they occasionally have Whitwell, Andy Tate, or Webby on. Also, Fin - the Academy Scoop guy is very good and has a bright future imo.

I've had a peculiar fascination with Webby and O'neil as well, although Webby rarely appears anymore and things can quickly get tedious when Tony starts ranting about things he's 100 certain about.

Also listen to Scholsey and Buttys podcast from time to time, which is occasionally good.
 
I've got time for the likes of Mitten, Whitwell, Critchley et al. Less so for Anka since he seems to cosplay a master tactician despite never apparently playing the game, which quickly gets annoying.

On Stretford Paddock, I can tolerate it for short bits if Jay or Joe are doing most of the talking, but at the end of the day all they're doing is regurgitating paper talk for content. The best epsiodes are when they occasionally have Whitwell, Andy Tate, or Webby on. Also, Fin - the Academy Scoop guy is very good and has a bright future imo.

I've had a peculiar fascination with Webby and O'neil as well, although Webby rarely appears anymore and things can quickly get tedious when Tony starts ranting about things he's 100 certain about.

Also listen to Scholsey and Buttys podcast from time to time, which is occasionally good.
Yeah that Fin could probably give a lowdown on Page
 
It’s all too much. A few years ago I basically stopped seeking out ‘content’ related to football. I don’t really have much football-related content on my social media feeds, my relationship with a game on TV is to put it on when the games ready to kick off and turn it off a few seconds after the final whistle. By and large I’ve stuck with that.

I do sometimes listen to postcasts when I’m on the train heading to work, but other than that I don’t absorb as much as some used to.

I think it was giving me fatigue of the game in general. I was closed to not giving a shit what happened on Saturday because by Thursday I was absolutely bored shitless with it all
 
Got to admit I am a fan of Stretford Paddock and they do get some genuine guests on. This evening they had Heaven’s mum (and agent) on:

 
Paddock is decent. Jay & Joe fantastic, plus, check out Sloppy Joes podcast if you haven’t already! Howson is better these days and a stoned Adam is a good watch. Finn is also excellent.
 
The only one's I watch and rate are as follows.

1. United Peoples TV

2. Flying Pig

3. Webby and O'Neill

4. Stretford Paddock.

The rest are on block for a reason.

Goldbridge is the worst of the lot and by a country mile.
 
Paddock is decent. Jay & Joe fantastic, plus, check out Sloppy Joes podcast if you haven’t already! Howson is better these days and a stoned Adam is a good watch. Finn is also excellent.
Agree except I can’t stand McKola. The number of good discussions that come to a screeching halt due to him making some juvenile quip…
 
With football for the past few seasons I just watch the games and don’t listen to any punditry before or after or watch fan channels or football podcasts. Cricket, on the other hand, I listen to loads of podcasts and find the ex-pros and journalists much more informative and entertaining than their football counterparts, who essentially just regurgitate cliches, click-bait and gossip. The only cricket podcast I avoid is the stick to cricket one as I can’t stand Vaughan, Lloyd and Tufnel, who are trying to capture the ‘banter’ feel of the football podcasts.
 
Agree except I can’t stand McKola. The number of good discussions that come to a screeching halt due to him making some juvenile quip…
You’re right but he’s definitely improved more recently. Forgot to mention Ronnie…his utter disdain for other clubs is admirable.
 
I have always thought the United YouTube channels are absolutely dreadful
 
Paddock and Ramble, that’s it now. I watched a bit of Goldbridge years back during Covid, but the act and negative toxic energy of the channel wore very thin. I think you’d have to be genuinely a bit of a thicko lost soul to indulge in that sort of content regularly these days.
 
Great interview with Ayden Heaven’s mum on Stretford Paddock