FAO Fellow ESL Founding Fathers : The Constitution

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Snitch
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There's not many of us here, as most people are going to stop watching football when this starts. But here's a thread to discuss the constitution of the European Super League.

Well I don't care about the actual constitution, let's talk about the amendments we'd like to make it it (as that's what everyone remembers)

1st Amendment - no kid shin pads. We can't have anyone looking like a twat playing in this elite competition. Looking at you Grealish.

2nd Amendment - the right to carry arms. Self explanatory
 

Lay

Correctly predicted Italy to win Euro 2020
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England
No offsides unless it’s in the box
 

Womp

idiot
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Australia
1.We only play second halves.
2. 2v2 matches.
3. Last goal wins rule - no matter what the score, once 'last goal wins' is declared, first team to score is victorious
 

duffer

Sensible and not a complete jerk like most oppo's
Scout
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Chelsea (the saviours of football) fan.
Jim Ross on commentary.

Kate Beckinsale as pitch side reporter.

Reverse subs in the last 20 minutes (so Tuchel could decide to take Bruno off for Dan James).

Players, refs, managers and changing rooms all miced up.

PEDs not just allowed but mandatory. I want Jorginho running like Bolt for 90 minutes.

Fights allowed like in ice hockey.