FAO Mark Noble

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Mr West Ham, feck off. One of the biggest cnuts of the league, him and West Ham really deserve each other. Horrible player, horrible club, horrible shithole stadium. Couldn’t be more fitting than him missing the pen haha
 

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:lol: I knew he would be conservative with the pen, so did Dave apparently
 

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Irrelevant player, doesn't even deserve to have thread on the Caf... but since there is - Thank You !
 

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Strolls on, totally cold, hasn't even kicked the ball yet.
Never misses pens.

Then that... :drool: :drool:

Ultimate payback for the Herrera nonsense.
 

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Wahey you daft prat. Off you pop.
 

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Did Moyes not watch the Euro's? Surely, someone already on the pitch would have been able to take a semi decent penalty.

Also: :lol::lol::lol:
 

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:lol: I knew he would be conservative with the pen, so did Dave apparently
I thought he'd hit it right down the middle, was screaming for Dave to stand still. Shows what I know!

Seen him take a few like that and thought he might revert to it. Lampard would often take pressure ones down the middle.
 

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Nicolas Cage missed a penalty which was also his first kick in the game shocker
 

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Love how the pundits mention him being thrown off the bench for a pen and it being stupid but play it down massively when that was exactly what Southgate did with Rashford and Sancho
 

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He's won feck all, will never win anything, and will be remembered for this and carrying Herrera off the pitch.

Have some of that, you goblin.
Won feck all? Show some respect for the 2011-2012 and 2013-2014 West Ham United Hammer of the Year.
 

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:lol: :lol:

Feck off you despicable prick

Dave should have carried him off
 

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Won feck all? Show some respect for the 2011-2012 and 2013-2014 West Ham United Hammer of the Year.
Crikey, I never knew! My bad!

Turns out he was also the bubble blowing champion of 2010, too. One judge said he'd never seen such incredible blowing technique. Made Spongebob and Patrick look like amateurs apparently.
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

The absolute ghoul.

Couldnt have happened to a nicer West Ham player.

I hope he wakes in the middle of the night because of nightmares over it.

Its even funnier because a) hes a ghoul anyway and b) he probably had his celebration ready in his stupid head ready to give it the big one.
 

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Moyes masterclass and Noble running on like he already had scored before the penalty. Can't figure out who of them failed most. What a perfect way to end the match.
 

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The only way this could've been funnier is if he skied it like Sergio Ramos or slipped like Terry. Or both.
 

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Justice for Ander from their game at Upton Park.
 

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The poor chap was only on one leg and wasn't in position to argue.

I saw this one today as well, when Noble tried to square up to Pogba:

Pogba just catching him :lol: