Fernando Llorente
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik and Imran hold a long overdue conversation about United's awful league form with 1 win in 7. They discuss a disappointing draw at Bournemouth, a not so disappointing draw against Liverpool and a crushing defeat at Chelsea - Is time nearly over for Erik Ten Hag?
Then in a special second half of the pod, Nik welcomes Natalie ( https://twitter.com/natalie_17) to discuss the fortunes of Manchester United Women as they booked a place in the FA Cup Final after a historic first ever win vs. Chelsea.
Boooo etc
Mirror
Another friend for Ander, Juan and Sergio.
The article is so bad, just says that we were offered him by representatives and were asked to be kept informed, so it quite obviously isn't him 
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...led-secret-manchester-united-transfer-6110835
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...led-secret-manchester-united-transfer-6110835
The problem with Llorente, your actual main, undeniable, problem with Llorente see, is this:
He is shite.
He is shite.
From the article:The article is so bad, just says that we were offered him by representatives and were asked to be kept informed, so it quite obviously isn't him
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footb...led-secret-manchester-united-transfer-6110835
"United, however, will face competition for Llorente from Real Madrid, who are said to be ready to bid for the 6ft 5in front-man.." I don't think he's shit. I don't think Utd are in for him either.
Not good enough. Not even close.
Hope not, he was useless last season for juve
Depay--Fellaini--Pedro
--------Llorente
--------Llorente
Don't you mean to have Valencia and Young on the wings??Depay--Fellaini--Pedro
--------Llorente
The scenes in the matchday thread! Have mercy.
I think I would stop watching football
I already showed mercy mate - because we all know that it's a process, and it's not the positions it's the philosophy. So what we would probably end up seeing was this:
Fellaini-Young-Llorente
--------Valencia---------
He's no Benteke and I'd rather Benteke in 2015
-----------Cilesen-----------
----Jones---Evans---Smalling---
Valencia-----------------Young--
-------------Blind---------------
---------Fellaini---Rooney------
-------Llorente----Hernandez-----
Subs:
Romero
Darmian
Shaw
Schneiderlin
Schweinsteiger
Carrick
Depay
----Jones---Evans---Smalling---
Valencia-----------------Young--
-------------Blind---------------
---------Fellaini---Rooney------
-------Llorente----Hernandez-----
Subs:
Romero
Darmian
Shaw
Schneiderlin
Schweinsteiger
Carrick
Depay
-----------Cilesen-----------
----Jones---Evans---Smalling---
Valencia-----------------Young--
-------------Blind---------------
---------Fellaini---Rooney------
-------Llorente----Hernandez-----
Subs:
Romero
Darmian
Shaw
Schneiderlin
Schweinsteiger
Carrick
Depay
The man literally cannot run
Bah. I'm going to text Shamoon about this and tell him to stop tweeting shit transfer targets!
You can't even make a legitimate claim for this 30 year old man, stats are shite,performances are shite, only good thing about him is his looks.
Omg I was actually thinking about him today being the striker who van Gaal mentioned. I was gwnuinely so close to putting him in that recent thread. This is so strange
This rumour was fired straight from the scrotum of the devil, he's slow, lazy and not very good at scoring goals.
Definitely not
But I don't want him because he's too slow, lanky and immobile imo. I just can't see him being a success in the premier league.
His first season was not that dreadful to be honest with 16 goals in 34 games but his second season demonstrated his weaknesses and he looked quite out of depth with. The transformation of the 3-5-2 to the shuffled 4-3-1-2 formation demonstrated the need for a dynamic attacker (Morata) rather then a static one like Llorente. There was more space to attack and that is clearly not a supremacy of his.
Remember his volley against us
The papers will mention every name under the sun now, and everyone's going to believe it. I can imagine someone has just come up with Llorente because he hasn't been linked with us recently.
Yeah he's not that good either... hehe
I remember he was a dream signing on here a few years back during the Bielsa's first season, the year he scored that volley against us. Seems to have had a torrid time since then but at the end of the day any striker we bring in is going to be back up, we know his top level is fairly high and he's suited to a lone front man role. I'm not massively against it but I've not really the pleasure of watching his tumescent performances for Juve to put me off him.
He's 30 and hasnt looked bothered to put a decent shift in for about 3 years
He's the Thomas Kuszczak of strikers at age 30.
Wasn't McDonnell the one who said we weren't interested in Schneiderlin, a few hours before his medical? He doesn't know shit
Has been average for Juventus, and they're the no 1 in a slow paced league..
---------Romero
Valencia Blackett McNair Rojo
-------Blind--Fellaini
Memphis--Januzaj--Pedro
--------Llorente
Better than Liverpool and United under DavePeople who wanted Fellaini as a striker you should be happy if we sign Llorente. Your dreams have come true.
Same here.
Useless signing.
Rather see us give Pato another try then signing this ent.
Rather see us give Pato another try then signing this ent.