Diving prick.
Florian Wirtz | Der Fußballgott | Der Fluch ist gebrochen!
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In the latest edition of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood), Imran (@Annihilate Now!) & Jamie (@Vault Dweller) celebrate a fantastic victory as Manchester United won 2-0 in the Derby. They celebrate the changes Carrick has made, discuss our new coaching team and find time to play a Stupid Game. Enjoy!
Been watching Stevie G clips
If he can keep conning VAR by theatrically throwing himself to the ground then he might have some uses after all.
That is really embarrassing
Without Wirtz, Liverpool don't win that game tonight. Impact
It shows that you have to do that shit to actually get decisions though.
It's at least something new from him, blatant, shameless cheating. A development. If you can't score or assist - throw yourself to the floor.
I'm sure you can find a bloke from around the pub that could go around diving for a lot less than £116 fecking million
I have no idea how Cunha has been playing but I actually liked the post I quoted from you because it was refreshingly nuanced and not the usual black and white takes you read on here all the time. Wirtz definitely had decent to good matches in the EPL already. If you can't acknowledge that, you're biased as well. Calling your own player shite, too, doesn't change that.
But will that bloke from the pub also have his mates on here telling us how wrong we all are about how shit he is?
That depends, where is the bloke from?
Watching people bickering over whether Liverpool's £100m + signing has been fully crap or just below average is lovely.
This is how oppo fans must have felt watching us moan about Antony. Although Antony was a mile ahead of Wirtz at this point in his Utd career.
This is how oppo fans must have felt watching us moan about Antony. Although Antony was a mile ahead of Wirtz at this point in his Utd career.
BDL (Bloke Defense League) would be in raptures
The minute Wirtz does a complete 360 on the ball, I'll sit up and take notice.
The funniest part would be watching Carragher trying to praise it.
Sorry what are you babbling on about here?
Wirtz has been shite in the Premier League this season, a decent game or two doesn’t change that, in the same way it doesn’t for Cunha, nor Isak, nor VVD, nor Salah. All have been shite.
I’m not at all sure why you’re tangling yourself in knots attempting to claim anything otherwise. He’s been shit, so has his team, in a confident on form team, he should do better.
Transfermarket is german and it counts penalties won as assists
Rule was only changed after the game today as a reaction to the unfair treatment Wirtz has been receiving on RedCafe.
Another blank 
Another good performance.
Not sure we’re watching the same game. He looked poor to me, technically.
15 PL apps. 0 goals. 0 assists.
It’s his off the ball movement, similar to mine from the terraces
Looks like a poor man’s Mason Mount
He was very good. Even the English commentators ob Sky said as much. Ekitike stole the show, though. Huge performance not only because of the goals
The English commentators literally praised him for weeks recently for completing a pass. Means nothing.
What do you reckon to his complete lack of goals or assists in the Premier League thus far?
Not sure a thumbs up from SKY commentators is worth much tbh.
They know their football it seems. He's been very good in the last weeks.
Disappointing. But I don't rate scorer stats as much as most on here anyway. It makes him an easy target for opponent fans, though.
They’re called Scouse Sports for a reason!
You must have a very low bar for what ‘very good’ consists of, then. Looks completely average.
There is no bar for this poster when it comes to Wirtz. Him waking up and getting out of bed in the morning is a "great performance"
Yeah, but you might expect at least on goal contribution in four months, for a player in excess of £100m.
Your level of bias is staggering. Haven’t seen this level since that Pochettino fanboy who was booted off here a couple years ago.
Talksport were raving about how good he was at half time, too.
In the 20 second slot that they’d allocated to not talk about about Salah!
It's more the assists, or lack thereof, that must be worrying. He is a creator after all.
He seems to be overwhelmed and hiding while showing small glimpses of his technique.
but but he played that great pass to Salah a couple of months ago
Oh I'd forgotten about Poch's mother!!
He'd be getting it from all angles if he played for United
Didn't watch, but I see all the algorithms seem to rate his performance today, and it's not like they actually rate him in general 'cause his PL average is terrible across the board