Footballers you could never like

[Charles Miller]

John Terry and Icardi.

 

[Zlatattack]

Lee Bowyer, Alan Smith (both racist pricks and thugs)
Joey Barton - tosser

 

[Johan Jovo]

Neymar
Pepe
Delle Alli
C. Ronaldo

Past:
Rivaldo comes to mind

Also count in all the present and past cheaters, divers and crying to the referee primadonnas

 

[Bubz27]

I personally hate Ronaldo (don't love Messi either). He just seems like such an arrogant cnut and I despise the way he treats his teammates on the pitch. He can do all the good charity work he wants, I highly rate some good community work, but I'll still hate that guy. Another player I hate is Neymar. What an idiot, crying in front of the brazilian tv recently because he had some minor issues in his club...can't stand melodramatic shit like that. Spoiled brat.
Others worth a shout: Gonzalo Castro, Marcel Schmelzer, Marcelo, Jordi Alba.

Why do you hate left backs so much?

 

[Number1]

Diego Costa/Balotelli/Ribery/Adam Johnson/Pepe/Ashley Cole/El Haj Diouf.

 

[Robbie Boy]

Welbeck.

 

[broccoli]

Sergio Ramos, Jordi Alba, Valdes, Yaya Toure, Delle Ali, Ricardo Rodriguez, Hazard, Conte.

 

[Port Vale Devil]

Arjen Robben - for his constant diving.
Franck Ribery (Bilal Yusuf Mohammed) - Just comes across as horrible not to mention his prostitute controversy.
Sergio Ramos - Overrated filthy defender.
Mario Ballotelli - Just a complete dick on and off the field.
John Terry - Man of no morals.
Vinnie Jones - Luckiest player/actor ever. No talent in either profession.

 

[Robbo's Shoulder]

Among the many thousands i dislike, dalglish and keown stand out a mile, so much so that i can't even bear to capitalise their name

 

[GhastlyHun]

Pepe, Ramos, Ronaldo, Neymar, Vidal
honorable mention: Pogba (those asinine celebrations! the fecking hair!)

 

[Eire Red United]

Neymar, Suarez obviously.

 

[Bobski]

Welbeck mentioned a few times. Don't get that, seems like a good pro, quiet off pitch personality. Could not really blame him for wanting to leave Utd when LVG told him he would be behind James Wilson for a spot.

 

[pawanraj]

Outside of the bunch mentioned here, from among the players at United I never liked Scholes. Great little player. Fully appreciate the talent and recognize he is a club legend, but I never really warmed up to him as an individual.

Same with Sparky Hughes. Wonderful servant to the club, but I never liked him personally.

Feels weird to have strong opinions about folks who have done nothing egregious to deserve such animosity, but there you go.

 

[Eire Red United]

Objectively most hateable players

Messi - pointless annoying midget
Mata - we get it you're nice. Now feck off.
Harry Kane - terrible haircut, terrible human
Ozil - take away the z in his name and you get oil. Proof he's going to city, the shithouse.
Salah - twat, enough said
Kante - see above
De Gea - you make a few saves. Well done for doing your damn job.

You’re a barrel of laughs

 

[esmufc07]

Ander Herrera - Just annoys me and he's a diving cheat at times. Added to the fact he's not very good at anything.
Jamie Vardy - Loathe him after his antics when Leicester beat us 5-3.
John Terry - No explanation needed.

There's loads more to be fair. Used to hate Jamie Carragher but think he's a very good pundit so I don't mind him at all now.

 

[duffer]

Deli Alli - MK Dons, Spurs and a total scrote.

 

[esmufc07]

Deli Alli - MK Dons, Spurs and a total scrote.

You just reminded me of Dennis Wise, he was a bellend aswell. About right he went to Millwall.

 

[Canagel]

Suarez, Gerrard, Ramos, Casemiro, Busquets, Neymar, Dani Alves come to mind. There are lots more but those are some players I can never bring myself to like.

 

[.Phil1968]

Showing my age here but hated Steve McMahon with a passion back in the day with an honourable mention to that all round dirty bastard David Burrows too. Dennis Wise, Emlyn Hughes RIP, Lee Bowyer and Bucky Suarez up there too.

 

[rednotled]

There's loads but these guys hold a special place in my heart
paul dickov
dennis wise
martin keown
martin skrtl

in that order

And as much of a dirty fecker as he was, I can't hate stevie me any more, not after the slip

 

[Hark Muse]

By thunder, I flipping dislike Gareth Barry.

 

[GiddyUp]

Everyone that doesn't play for Manchester United.
Except Peter Crouch.

 

[GhastlyHun]

Everyone that doesn't play for Manchester United.
Except Peter Crouch.

Sooo... you also dislike all players linked to a United move?
Except Peter Crouch

 

[extincti fugax hominum]

Rivaldo, Gerrard, Skrtel, Suarez, Busquets, Ramos, Pepe, Dani Alves, Icardi, Eto'o, Drogba, Jordi Alba, Dele Alli, Vardy, Di Maria, Keown, Ribery, Gattuso, Balotelli, Diego Costa, Joey Barton, Craig Bellamy, Bruno Alves, Ramires, David Luiz...

 

[Fridge chutney]

Charlie Adam. His goal was always to injure the opposition star. I remember him targeting Gareth Bale. Horrible player.

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Current crop:
Kun(t) Aguero
Can
Mark Noble

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Charlie Adam. His goal was always to injure the opposition star. I remember him targeting Gareth Bale. Horrible player.

Oh while we're on that subject; Damien Duff, went after Ronaldo a few times

 

[AndyJ1985]

Costa - genuinely one of the most horrible players to have played in the league.
Dele Alli - Horrible little rat
Ronaldo - Amazing player but I just can't stand people who are as self absorbed as he is, I find it repulsive

 

[schwalbe]

Herrera - he's such an annoying little shit
Griezmann - the celebration

 

[Dan]

Craig Bellamy

 

[damageinc.]

Filippo Inzaghi
Busquets
Pepe

 

[Catt]

Craig Bellamy

Him and JA Riise.

 

[VancouverUtdFan]

Piqué

Suarez

Aguero

Costa

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

Aaron Lennon

 

[Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber]

Steven Gerrard, Romario

 

[Paxi]

Frank Ribery - utter twat.

 

[wc18]

Suarez, Gerrard, Terry, Martin Keown, Patrick Viera, Nigel Winterburn, Diego Costa, Craig Bellamy, Aguero, Otamendi,

 

[Irrational.]

My unlikeable XI

Joe Hart

Aurier Kompany Ramos Delph

Busquets Noble

Hazard Alli Di Maria

Suarez​

 

[SilentWitness]

Aaron Lennon

what a bizarre choice.

 

[spwd]

My unlikeable XI

Joe Hart

Aurier Kompany Ramos Delph

Busquets Noble

Hazard Alli Di Maria

Suarez​

Damn, how could i forget that twat Hart!