Footballers you could never like

[Marcus]

Dennis Wise and Diego Costa.

 

[RobinHood]

Pele.

I think it’s his gratuitous marketing that annoys me. Along with fair weather comments about Player X being great then it’ll be Player Y.

Great footballer mind you. Just rubs me the wrong way.

 

[onemanarmy]

My unlikeable XI

Joe Hart

Aurier Kompany Ramos Delph

Busquets Noble

Hazard Alli Di Maria

Suarez​

Hazard, really? He's one of the most likeable characters in football imo. Levelheaded, decent guy. The rest of your team I can agree with.

 

[Lord SInister]

Hazard, really? He's one of the most likeable characters in football imo. Levelheaded, decent guy. The rest of your team I can agree with.

Hazard is quite full of himself and a diving prick, so can understand people hating on him.

 

[Grylte]

Objectively most hateable players

Messi - pointless annoying midget
Mata - we get it you're nice. Now feck off.
Harry Kane - terrible haircut, terrible human
Ozil - take away the z in his name and you get oil. Proof he's going to city, the shithouse.
Salah - twat, enough said
Kante - see above
De Gea - you make a few saves. Well done for doing your damn job.

What?! Do you support Liverpool?

 

[el3mel]

Suarez and previously, Gerrard.

 

[André Dominguez]

I could fill a full page with so many names from several leagues...

 

[Fridge chutney]

What?! Do you support Liverpool?

Definitely not. If I did I wouldn't include Salah in the list since he seems like a nice chap (I say that even as a United supporter).

It was meant to be tongue in cheek, but I failed.

 

[Old Ma Crow]

Messi
Suarez
Busquets
Gerrard
Bellamy
Bowyer
Dyer
Kuyt
Vinnie Jones
Ex-footballer scouse pundits(unless there are unbiased subtitles)

 

[Needham]

Ever heard of a fella called Andy Todd?

 

[VanGaalEra]

Suarez, would never want him at my club regardless of how good he is.

 

[norm87cro]

I always had a good hatred for Arsenal's early 2000s Boys. Pires, Ljumberg and Ashley Cole came across as unlikable twats. Guys like Viera, Gerrard and Terry always had my respect because they we're competitive beasts for their teams

 

[haram]

My unlikeable XI

Joe Hart

Aurier Kompany Ramos Delph

Busquets Noble

Hazard Alli Di Maria

Suarez​

Why Hazard?

 

[Irrational.]

Hazard, really? He's one of the most likeable characters in football imo. Levelheaded, decent guy. The rest of your team I can agree with.

Why Hazard?

The way he announced who he was signing for on Twitter, the constant diving and acting like he's been kneecapped, only to make a miraculous Lazarus like recovery going through the evolution of man, being partly responsible for Jose/ the club doctor getting sacked from Chelsea, bottling it in big games when he's made out to be the successor to Ronaldo and Messi...

Can't stand the smug fecker.

 

[haram]

The way he announced who he was signing for on Twitter, the constant diving and acting like he's been kneecapped, only to make a miraculous Lazarus like recovery going through the evolution of man, being partly responsible for Jose/ the club doctor getting sacked from Chelsea, bottling it in big games when he's made out to be the successor to Ronaldo and Messi...

Can't stand the smug fecker.

He gets kicked 100 times a game. He is allowed to milk challenges.

 

[Imran Mamdani]

Liverpool FC (past, present and future players)
Suarez
Ian Wright (a douche player and a douche commentator/talk show host)
Andy Townsend (see above)
Terry

 

[Ronaldo's ego]

Despised Keown, Pires, Ashley Cole
A notch below was Ljunberg, Wiltord, Vieira
More recently Gerrard and Drogba

 

[Cantonagotmehere]

Alba. I really don't think I could root for him if he started for United.

Nasri, puke.